SouTh ForK
How goes it??
YAY im going to southfork for sure now bcuz my moms gonna build a house somewhere near where we live now..but untill its built we're gonna rent a place somewheres
Today i woke up n then went straight to the beach with kelly~The waves were tiny but it was fun. It started raining so everyone left except me n kelly lol but then it cleared up n we were like the only ones there..but then more spase peepoles came. We dug a hole lmao..we hid in it. Because we could.
Then i came home and had SOUP and then i found out im goin to southfork!! and now im online and watching aqua teen hunger force lol.
SNAPPLES havin a SNAFFLE!! My nails are too short...i bite them too much lol. man im hungry...and im sunburnt...and i am le tired...but i dont care...because im goin to SOUTHFORK! and saTURDay im going to flagler park fer a concert and you should too because you can and you should do what you can even if it means eating jell-o so if you have jell-o in your fridge you should eat it, not only bcuz its yummy but because you just can. and if you can pluck a chicken then go ahead pluck a chicken. if you can kill yourself..well save that for a rainy day. because you can. and if you can color your hair red because ur parents arent like mine and ur very lucky then you should dye it red. do it for me. do it. have you seen starsky and hutch...man that movayy is funnayyy. expecially when that guys in the kitchen lookin for sugar for his coffee n then he remembers the coke but he didnt kno it was really coke and omg that was superbad. and haggard...hey remember that cat you had? YEAH KIKI!!
Looky what i found!
10 ways to make ur parents think ur insane
1. say "moo" when they call ur name.
2. stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on ur face and say "good morning sushine!".
3. yell in public "no mom/dad i will not make out with u!!"
4. say wearing clothes is against ur religion
5. pluck someones hair out and yell "DNA!!"
6. have 20 imaginary friends that talk 2 u all the time.
7. hold their hand and say "i see dead people".
8. jump off the roof trying 2 fly.
9. at everything they say, yell "LIAR!!".
10. try 2 swim on the floor
my hair needs to learn how to straighten itself im fuckin sick of it being all wavy or curly or w/e. and dog poop needs to clean itself up. im gonna get a black kitty with two different colored eyes and i'll name it either Scout, Kiki, Ash (from autumn to ashes), Arsinoe, lol or i might as well just name it Kittie bcuz it is a kitty n i like that band haha. maybe i'll name it PETEY PABLO! jk lol.
alrite well im outs bye bye