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Dec 21, 2006 03:38

Oh wild-card words...

O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,
You give us so much AIDS.

O Christmas Tree
from the Christmas Song Generator.


Heh

A child, a child,
Shivers in the cold,
Let us bring him silver and AIDS.

Do You Hear What I Hear
from the Christmas Song Generator.

Too awful...

Joy to the world,
The Hitler is come.

Joy To The World
from the Christmas Song Generator.

Who wouldn't want a Satan in a pear tree?

On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A Satan in a pear tree.

The Twelve Days of Christmas
from the Christmas Song Generator.

Anyone realize Satan is Santa as a typo?

I'm guessing Stephen is a gay man...

Good King Wenceslas looked out
On the AIDS of Stephen.

Good King Wenceslas
from the Christmas Song Generator.

And the grand finale:

There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time,
The greatest gift they'll get this year is AIDS.

Do They Know It's Christmas
from the Christmas Song Generator.

So... I got half the laundry done... 3/4 of my xmas shopping, I bought a tree, and the house is half cleaned.

But now more crises have come up.
For instance, a heat pipe in my ceiling is leaking. There's now a hole in the ceiling and the couch is looking pretty sad. We called the Super, but he's fucking useless (At least I think Kofi did. I was told he did.)
My life is a fucking stress fest.

I still need a haircut.
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