LiveJournal? We need to talk...
"You're just not doing it for me anymore. I've switched over to Xanga. We've been together for a few months now. I just thought you would like to know."
...
"No, no! I know it HURTS and you don't WANT to know. But you would want to know, right? Do you see what I mean?"
...
"Put down the hairdryer, LiveJournal. P-put it down! STOP--!"
*ker-plunk*
*moan: Owww...*
*LiveJournal dusts hands*
LJ: "Now give me the link."
JO: "Wh-what?"
LJ: "Give me the link."
JO: "The...link?"
LJ: "Don't FUCK with me. GIVE ME THE FKN LINK TO XANGA!"
JO: "NEVER! I love him!"
LJ: *repeatedly thrashes JO upside her head with hair dryer*
JO: "Ow. Ow. OW. OW. OW! OW! OH DOUBLE-YOU SHIFT ONE, MTHRFKR!"
LJ: "What now?"
JO: *sigh* "http://xanga.com/frozenboogereatr"
JO: "I hope you're happy now."
LJ: Oh, I'm happy.
LJ: *breaks out chainsaw*
LJ: "I'm HAPPY! MWAHAHAHA!" *evil glint in eyes: +_+*
My nephew took my PS2 again. I am pissed! Here I am PS2-less for MONTHS. Taking me a year to finish games. This is ridiculous. I think this calls for a...a...uh...uhm...something. Possibly a regain of the PS2? Or music. I will go draw that tree nymph for Maria now.
...
"No, no! I know it HURTS and you don't WANT to know. But you would want to know, right? Do you see what I mean?"
...
"Put down the hairdryer, LiveJournal. P-put it down! STOP--!"
*ker-plunk*
*moan: Owww...*
*LiveJournal dusts hands*
LJ: "Now give me the link."
JO: "Wh-what?"
LJ: "Give me the link."
JO: "The...link?"
LJ: "Don't FUCK with me. GIVE ME THE FKN LINK TO XANGA!"
JO: "NEVER! I love him!"
LJ: *repeatedly thrashes JO upside her head with hair dryer*
JO: "Ow. Ow. OW. OW. OW! OW! OH DOUBLE-YOU SHIFT ONE, MTHRFKR!"
LJ: "What now?"
JO: *sigh* "http://xanga.com/frozenboogereatr"
JO: "I hope you're happy now."
LJ: Oh, I'm happy.
LJ: *breaks out chainsaw*
LJ: "I'm HAPPY! MWAHAHAHA!" *evil glint in eyes: +_+*
My nephew took my PS2 again. I am pissed! Here I am PS2-less for MONTHS. Taking me a year to finish games. This is ridiculous. I think this calls for a...a...uh...uhm...something. Possibly a regain of the PS2? Or music. I will go draw that tree nymph for Maria now.