Santa. I'll fucking shiv you if you don't give me a Wii
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I turned merribear in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that, grimsea (-5000 points). In September I pulled ravenwake's hair (-5 points). In March I helped scorpioshaman hide a body (-173 points). In July I bought porn for sinrider (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5185 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
Frozenbabylon