Don't let the elevator bring you down

[frozen_wishes]

It has been a long-term ambition of mine to be excommunicated. Okay, so I never even got confirmed, and the disapproval of the Catholic Church actually means very little to me. The real reason I want - no NEED - to be excommunicated, is because I want the certificate to prove I am a certified heathen. I wrote to the Vatican to ask if they issued certificates for such things a few years ago, but got no reply. Bastards.

Why didn't I try google earlier? My search is finally over:

http://www.fdca.it/fdcaen/secularism/excommunication.htm

Yesssssss!!!!!!!! :D :D :D