So, mr hoity toity chef! You said we wouldn't ever find a use for a microwave! YOU said only lazy people who don't know how to cook own microwaves! YOU - yes *YOU* - said a microwave would take up valuable space in our kitchen, make no contribution to our household and simply collect dust.
Well, what have you got to say now, eh?
http://www.pmichaud.com/grape/ *grumble grumble*