Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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>
> George Bush's Answer
> We don't really care why the chicken crossed
> the road. We just want to know
> if the chicken is on our side of the road or
> not. The chicken is either with
> us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here
>
> John Kerry's Answer
> While serving in Vietnam, I was in favor of
> the chicken crossing the road.
> Then later I realized that there were those
> who needed the chicken on this
> side of the road. Now I would like to see
> the chicken on the other side of the road,
> unless of course it would be
> better served to be on this side of the road.
> Ideally, I think the chicken
> should be in the middle of the road.
>
> Bill Gates' Answer
> I have just released eChicken 2004, which
> will not only cross roads, but
> will lay eggs, file your important documents,
> and balance your checkbook and
> Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
>
> Dr. Seuss' Answer
> Did the chicken cross the road?
> Did he cross it with a toad?
> Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
> But why it crossed, I've not been told!
>
> Ernest Hemingway's Answer
> To die. In the rain. Alone.
>
> Martin Luther King Jr.'s Answer
> I envision a world where all chickens will be
> free to cross roads without
> having their motives called into question.
>
> Grandpa's Answer
> In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken
> crossed the road. Someone told us
> that the chicken crossed the road, and that
> was good enough for us.
>
> Barbara Walters' Answer
> Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we
> will be listening to the chicken
> tell, for the first time, the heart-warming
> story of how it experienced a
> serious case of molting and went on to
> accomplish its life-long dream of
> crossing the road.
>
> Ralph Nader's Answer
> The chicken's habitat on the original side of
> the road had been polluted by
> unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken
> did not reach the unspoiled
> habitat on other side of the road because it
> was crushed by the wheels of a
> gas-guzzling SUV.
>
> Jerry Seinfield's Answer
> Why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What
> the heck was this chicken doing
> walking around all over the place anyway?"
>
> Pat Buchanan's Answer
> To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
>
> Jerry Falwell's Answer
> Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious?
> Can't you people see the
> plain truth in front of your face? The
> chicken was going to the "other
> side."That's what they call it -- the other
> side. Yes, my friends, that
> chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken,
> you will become gay too. I say
> we boycott all chickens until we sort out
> this abomination that the liberal
> media whitewashes with seemingly harmless
> phrases like "the other side."
>
> Aristotle's Answer
> It is the nature of chickens to cross the
> road.
>
> Captain Kirk's Answer
> To boldly go where no chicken has gone
> before.
>
> Bill Clinton's Answer
> I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
> What do you mean by chicken?
> Could you define chicken, please?
>
> Albert Einstein's Answer
> Did the chicken really cross the road or did
> the road move beneath the
> chicken?
>
> Sigmund Freud's Answer
> The fact that you are at all concerned that
> the chicken crossed the road
> reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
>
> L.A.P.D.'s Answer
> Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll
> find out.
>
> Louis Farrakhan's Answer
> The road, you will see, represents the black
> man. The chicken crossed the
> "black man" in order to trample him and keep
> him down.
>
> O.J. Simpson's Answer
> It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the timez
>
>
> George Bush's Answer
> We don't really care why the chicken crossed
> the road. We just want to know
> if the chicken is on our side of the road or
> not. The chicken is either with
> us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here
>
> John Kerry's Answer
> While serving in Vietnam, I was in favor of
> the chicken crossing the road.
> Then later I realized that there were those
> who needed the chicken on this
> side of the road. Now I would like to see
> the chicken on the other side of the road,
> unless of course it would be
> better served to be on this side of the road.
> Ideally, I think the chicken
> should be in the middle of the road.
>
> Bill Gates' Answer
> I have just released eChicken 2004, which
> will not only cross roads, but
> will lay eggs, file your important documents,
> and balance your checkbook and
> Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
>
> Dr. Seuss' Answer
> Did the chicken cross the road?
> Did he cross it with a toad?
> Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
> But why it crossed, I've not been told!
>
> Ernest Hemingway's Answer
> To die. In the rain. Alone.
>
> Martin Luther King Jr.'s Answer
> I envision a world where all chickens will be
> free to cross roads without
> having their motives called into question.
>
> Grandpa's Answer
> In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken
> crossed the road. Someone told us
> that the chicken crossed the road, and that
> was good enough for us.
>
> Barbara Walters' Answer
> Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we
> will be listening to the chicken
> tell, for the first time, the heart-warming
> story of how it experienced a
> serious case of molting and went on to
> accomplish its life-long dream of
> crossing the road.
>
> Ralph Nader's Answer
> The chicken's habitat on the original side of
> the road had been polluted by
> unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken
> did not reach the unspoiled
> habitat on other side of the road because it
> was crushed by the wheels of a
> gas-guzzling SUV.
>
> Jerry Seinfield's Answer
> Why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What
> the heck was this chicken doing
> walking around all over the place anyway?"
>
> Pat Buchanan's Answer
> To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
>
> Jerry Falwell's Answer
> Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious?
> Can't you people see the
> plain truth in front of your face? The
> chicken was going to the "other
> side."That's what they call it -- the other
> side. Yes, my friends, that
> chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken,
> you will become gay too. I say
> we boycott all chickens until we sort out
> this abomination that the liberal
> media whitewashes with seemingly harmless
> phrases like "the other side."
>
> Aristotle's Answer
> It is the nature of chickens to cross the
> road.
>
> Captain Kirk's Answer
> To boldly go where no chicken has gone
> before.
>
> Bill Clinton's Answer
> I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
> What do you mean by chicken?
> Could you define chicken, please?
>
> Albert Einstein's Answer
> Did the chicken really cross the road or did
> the road move beneath the
> chicken?
>
> Sigmund Freud's Answer
> The fact that you are at all concerned that
> the chicken crossed the road
> reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
>
> L.A.P.D.'s Answer
> Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll
> find out.
>
> Louis Farrakhan's Answer
> The road, you will see, represents the black
> man. The chicken crossed the
> "black man" in order to trample him and keep
> him down.
>
> O.J. Simpson's Answer
> It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the timez