Jun 11, 2006 13:28
Bulletins with choices for one thing or another, such as heavy metal against emo or the gay marriage thing, are just asking for people to be retarded on both sides. It's obvious that people have opinions, and even more so that people are assholes. However, I don't really need to see them being shitheads to each other over the internet. Typing with "u r gay?!?!11// ewwwwzzzz0rz God hates fags u quear~~" makes you look like a bigoted little piece of shit, so smart people disregard you merely because you are an idiot. Also, telling someone who happens to be religious that the Bible is fake and stupid is going to piss them off. Just as it is your opinion that gay marriage is perfectly fine, it is their opinion that the Bible says gay marriage is wrong and that the Bible is indeed true. I mean seriously, you're just as stupid as they are if you're challenging them and calling them stupid so they understand. Do it so it goes over their head. I mean, yeah, gay sex is kind of weird...but only with guys. But not even really. See, with females, orgasms are just for fun. They don't serve any purpose. That's why you can have them without a penis. So, in essence, lesbianism IS natural. And there are less instances of, say, pregnancy or sexually transmitted diseases. Because most lesbians aren't shoving their crotches all up in each other. Or we can look at this the other way and say that female orgasms are unnatural and we should cut off the clitoris at birth. Sound familiar? That's what the "eeeevil Muslims" do. Or something similar. I'm not really down with religions, and I think I'm happier for it. Sex between two men...eh not so natural. However, if all they do is oral, that's pretty much something girls do to guys too! Anal...wait a minute. GUYS DO GIRLS IN THE ASS TOO! Holy shit. So basically, gay couples are...the same...as straight ones? The only real difference is gender and you know...whatever man. You don't judge people in straight relationships..haha unless they're both really ugly or really fat. But then again, you're a biased fuck! So it doesn't matter! In short, insult people subtly, not over bulletins with curse words and stupidity. And gay couples are just as natural as straight ones, but they make less retarded babies like those of people who don't know that emo and metal are pretty much the same fucking thing but with different lyrics that you can't understand anyway. Dumbasses.