i saw grama's boy today
a guy walks into a talent agency and says "look ive the act for you. first my family gets on stage and start to play double sticked xylophones that have been sanitized in gary blevens ass.brian denahe walks on stage ,pulls his forskin over his head and tries to talk but you cant hear him cuz the sound is muffled,forskins are barely sound audible. we're all taking turns fucking my mother and daughter in the ass when the boil on ma's back pop's making everyone throw up and you know when one person throws up everyone does. so now were covered in vomit and eating when the dog and two very black men ram my mothers ass from each side and flatten my dick like an air head,and you know how you can flap it till it all gets to the end?" the agent says "yes" "well i do that and squirt the rest into a shot glas half filled with lighter fluid and my 5 yr old son,very smart boy takes the shot and preforms a rusty trombone where the kid takes the ass hole..my asshole and kinda licks it sorta and hold the balls.. my balls and jerks off the dick like a trombone thing and then a minority plays devil went down to mo'town in my ass which now feels and looks like silly puddy.. oh yea and mom died" the talent agent says "does the audience get poncho's like ghallegar?" "of course says the artist" "well what do you call yourselvs" asked the respected agent. the man jumps up and with a gleem snaps back "the aristocrats"