Of course I'm talking about the Twilight Saga: New Moon Movie Review!
Sure it came out several weeks ago, and is totally irrevelant now that better movies, like Avatar are approaching.
But that sure as hell won't stop me from doing this!
So there's Justine, Harry Po...er Me, and Jen.
Immeadiately we were not impressed because everytime Edward was around Bella did some sort of breathing exercise and we were convinced she jizzed her pants.
Then EVERYONE had either Bad Hair or a Bag wig on, so no one was hot.
In fact the only one who had great hair was Victoria - Who is also the only strong Independent Female Character of the story that happens to be evil.
forgive the lack of art skillz.
We were starting to lose interest until:
we saw Jacob's (Taylor) golden Abs, and then we quickly shut-up and commenced the drooling.
I mean holy crap! The art doesn't even give them justice! Here's some Live Action Pics!
DAMN!
Oh, and just so you won't feel guilty oggling a minor's abs, he's the Hotness of Emmet:
DOUBLE DAMN!
Justine's got me hooked on him now <3
Also the music was Amazing! Seriously! I was imressed!
Okay so that's it about the movie.
Nothing else to see the movie for except to see the golden abs.
Hope you liked my review!
I'll draw better next time!