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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I set foxxi_chan's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I put gum in chekovgun's hair (-12 points). In June I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In April I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In July I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-763 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
frostpebble