Letters to Jim - 1.1
Dear Jim,
I know you are a wolf and all, and I think that is pretty cool. I was just wondering - what is your perfect Sunday?
Love,
Frost
JIM -
WHAT DO YOU DO ON A SUNDAY? CONSULT SCHEDULE.
TOMORROW:
- DISEMBOWEL THAT BUCK ACROSS THE STREET. HE KEEPS LOOKING AT YOU FUNNY. HE THINKS HE'S SO GREAT AND EVERYTHING JUST BECAUSE HE HAS ANTLERS.
STUPID BAMBI.
YOU'LL SHOW HIM WHO'S KING OF THE FOREST.
- CALL YOUR MOTHER
- HOWL AT MOON
- MAKE SURE TO SET DVR FOR YOUR STORIES. YOU FORGOT TO LAST WEEK AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WITH MARYBETHELLENSTEVE.
- MILKSHAKE.
- JIM