Kink Bingo fic--Hi, I'm Captain Jack Harkness

[frostfire_17]

Chewbacca was not, actually, having a good time.

It was the third bar they'd been to, and Han had been shot down twelve times. Every time a woman told him to fuck off, he got a little whinier, until Chewbacca was ready to hit him over the head and haul him back to the Falcon to sleep it off. Lucky number thirteen, he figured, was going to be the

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[montanaharper]

I love you. You know this, right? But even for you, I am not reading Wookiee sex. No. I have standards.

(And you are not the first to do it, if that makes you feel better. There was a Chewbacca story in a multi-fandom zine back in the 1990s. Dubcon, iirc, with...Han? I have blanked it out of my memory. *g*)

[frostfire_17]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww. But it's not scary! It's Jack Harkness! He just wants to have a good time. Harmless fun!

I have to say, I am now not sure how I feel, sharing the genre with a dubcon '90's zine story. *g* But at least I am not the only person ever to think Chewie deserves to get laid. :)

[geekturnedvamp]

Dude, I once read Chewie/LEIA fic in a zine back in the 90's--non-explicit Chewie/Leia, but still.

Also, I liked this story; I don't get the furry kink, personally, but I thought the characterization was fantastic and the sex was hot, which it would have to be to get me to read Wookie!sex.

P.S. I don't think you should worry that this will be your claim to fame.

[frostfire_17]

Ahahahahaha Chewie/Leia. Was he a total gentlemen? I bet he was. *snickers*

Yay that you liked the story! and thought it was hot even though furries are not your kink. And I will take that last as a compliment--thank you! :)

[strangerian]

Oh, hey, there were Wookie/OFC stories in the original SWars fandom. I didn't swing that way (then) and didn't collect them, but they were definitely on the table. Due to some hideous attitudes on LucasFilms' legal division's part, the only Wookie/Han stories were either deep underground or written only to piss off the LF people, and correspondingly awful. The slash taboo in the early 80s did mean that OFCs tended to kick much better ass and take it to bed afterward than has been common since the 90s. Not coincidentally, the 90s saw an upturn in female roles in the sources, and fans deal with those, well or badly.

But anyway... this is a *wonderful* story. I laughed, I gasped, I blushed. Thanks very much!

[frostfire_17]

Oh, that's totally interesting. Were the OFCs Wookiees themselves, or were they human?

And I'm really glad you liked the story--thanks so much!

[strangerian]

The OFCs were mostly human, mostly from the legion of Han Solo's sisters, cousins, aunts, and ex-girlfriends who populated the SW fanfic spaceways. I'm also sure I saw Wookie-family-on-Wookie-homeworld stories once or twice. Chewbacca in a SW televised Christmas Special had a wife-or-equivalent and children, all Wookie, though few stories went into that kind of background for Chewie. It didn't help that the Christmas special was very much For Kids and pretty much sucked rocks if you weren't under 10. The wife (whom I remember as Mallika, although this might be a messed-up memory from trying to forget the Christmas Special) wouldn't be an OFC, I guess.

Jack Harkness makes the story work (tentacles! superintelligent shades of the color blue!), and I am afraid the general attitude from most humans of neglect toward all things Wookiee is all too accurate of what SW itself showed, so Chewbacas's POV works really well, too.

[lullabee_lj]

XD It really is like that. It works because you can see it as just Jack being adorably perverted. SRS BZNS FURRY SEX would be awful. But, you know, it's Jack. It's fun for him, so it's fun to read about.

[sarren]

Have faith :)

[droolfangrrl]

It's like really the best. Seriously a must read.