seal nine; someone needs a thrashing

[frostedyamato]

There's no coffee.

Dante there is no coffee.

On another note sibling, guess who's fully recovered and ready to strip your intestines out and use it as decoration.

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DONE! For the moment.

[resonatine]

Yeah, I'm aware of that, numbnuts. Which is why I'm standing in the coffee aisle in the grocery store RIGHT NOW. What a thought. I knew I didn't want to see you without coffee...

You can try, baby, but I'll win. :)

THIS USER POSTED USING LJTXT.

YOU'RE DOOMED

[frostedyamato]

I doubt it.

You had better get the right one. Or you can forget about the sex and the gummy worms and anything else

NOT THE SLIGHTEST BIT WORRIED :O

[resonatine]

So.

Uh.

What kind of coffee do you like again?

YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE DID TO YOUR HANDGUNS

[frostedyamato]

The rich blended stuff, whatever looks expensive.

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY FOR VERGIL TO DIE

[resonatine]

Do I look like I'm made of money? Seriously?

I guess it's a good thing I brought your wallet with me, huh?

TODAY DANTE MUST DIE

[frostedyamato]

............................

NO U

[resonatine]

:)

That's my win, right?

NO SEX FOR YOU NOW, YOU'RE LOSING HIM DANTE

[frostedyamato]

You can forget about anything nice I agreed to do with you now.

THAT'S BECAUSE VERGIL'S A SORE LOSER

[resonatine]

Aw, baby, don't be that way. I was even gonna stop by that awesome little pastry shop I saw for breakfast.

Vergil can go without the sex, it's Dante I'm worried about

[frostedyamato]

What pastry shop?

Dante will not tell you, but there have been long, LONG dry spells.

[resonatine]

I dunno, this real fancy-pants one.

thus i'm sure we should actually write about this because it would be kinky and funny

[frostedyamato]

Then I suggest you get something decent. And by something, I mean many.

l-lol of course it would.

[resonatine]