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Mar 03, 2010 18:02

[ASDFJKL;!!!!!!!]

WHAT THE F

[ASDFJKL;!!!!!!!]

WHAT THE FUCK.

[One might compare his reaction to his first spraying to a very angry kitty.

You can hear Lady Gaga's "LoveGame" in the background.]

water, asdfjkl;!!!, fuck everything, i'm a bitchy kitty

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gunsandhonor March 3 2010, 23:26:17 UTC
... What just happened?

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frostedbites March 4 2010, 00:04:02 UTC
Fucking thing - it sprayed me.

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gunsandhonor March 4 2010, 00:05:23 UTC
[Awkward silence.]

What sprayed you?

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frostedbites March 4 2010, 00:07:31 UTC
The comm thing. The ugly palm pilot, you know.

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gunsandhonor March 4 2010, 00:11:34 UTC
They... spray you? Are you serious?

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frostedbites March 4 2010, 00:12:33 UTC
Dead serious.

[HAHA LITERALLY]

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gunsandhonor March 4 2010, 00:14:50 UTC
[Excuse him a moment, he's... got to laugh. Really hard.]

Oh God...

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frostedbites March 4 2010, 00:15:45 UTC
The fuck's funny?

[Of course he didn't realize what he said.]

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gunsandhonor March 4 2010, 00:17:45 UTC
[Unfortunately, the irony of that statement was lost on him.]

I just... singing macaroni. And now, these things are goddamn super soakers? God.

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frostedbites March 4 2010, 00:18:57 UTC
[And here I thought I was being witty.]

Super Soakers on random timers.

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gunsandhonor March 4 2010, 00:24:10 UTC
Clearly the captain never graduated eighth grade.

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frostedbites March 4 2010, 01:38:16 UTC
Make that sixth.

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gunsandhonor March 4 2010, 02:02:59 UTC
Nah, we haven't heard any toilet jokes yet.

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frostedbites March 5 2010, 21:37:24 UTC
Give him time.

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gunsandhonor March 5 2010, 21:40:14 UTC
Oh boy. I can't wait.

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