ALSO "All the settings are the exact same poorly-textured gray-black metal halls, and that's only slightly exaggerating. "
you want a really boring looking game you should watch a gameplay of baroque, the dungeon is the same exact dungeon over and over again but it's 16 levels deep and every time you progress in the game it resets you to the top so you need to go down all over again.
don't even watch the whole thing, just like the first two minutes, and then multiply that by 12 hours and that's how far i've gotten in the game and I'm only 1/3rd done.
WELL if you're a fan of ordering around monsters who have no response to your controls and thus repeatedly dying and/or picking up digital poo then YOU MAY BE A FAN
LMFAO ACTUALLY ACTUALLY
ACTUALLY
THAT GAMEPLAY EVEN LOOKS A LOT LIKE G:A PFFT. I like how the background music is like DANANANANA NAANANANAAAA and there's nothing happening except running around in the middle of nowhere and killing tiny monsters. SO HARDCORE BAROQUE
LOL OH GOD IT'S THE SAME IT'S THE SAME IT'S THE SAME
we accidentally played the same game except WHY IS RION IS SUPER BUFF ROFL he could like take down fucking superman.
and yeah that music. that music is on every level. it's the same song. every level. except sometimes when a cutscene happens it'll be a violently different with a soft tempo, and then once it's over, RIGHT BACK TO THE OTHER ONE.
sdklhsdlkfjhsdf lmfao jean RION IS A BUFFET OF MANLINESS. BEING IN CRYOGENIC STASIS FOR 6 YEARS REALLY TONES YOUR BUTTOCKS DON'T YOU KNOW
PFFFFFFFT well it's a good thing the music is so AWESOME AND METAL SO YOU DON'T GET TIRED OF IT. DANANANANANA NANANANANANA it sounds like Dynasty Warriors
MAYBE THEY STOLE IT FROM DYNASTY WARRIORS, I don't, it's true though, I don't actually get bothered by it as I spend TWELVE HOURS IN THE SAME DUNGEON AS I FIGHT OFF THINGS THAT LOOK LIKE THIS:
Reply
you want a really boring looking game you should watch a gameplay of baroque, the dungeon is the same exact dungeon over and over again but it's 16 levels deep and every time you progress in the game it resets you to the top so you need to go down all over again.
Reply
for like 20 minutes. THEN I WAS DONE MAN. DONE DONE DONE
lmfao that sounds like Persona 3 8| THAT IS WHY I NEVER FINISHED IT
Reply
ALSO okay, here is baroque:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsKzd7ex7cQ&feature=PlayList&p=69299C0E5748B681&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=1
don't even watch the whole thing, just like the first two minutes, and then multiply that by 12 hours and that's how far i've gotten in the game and I'm only 1/3rd done.
Reply
LMFAO ACTUALLY ACTUALLY
ACTUALLY
THAT GAMEPLAY EVEN LOOKS A LOT LIKE G:A PFFT. I like how the background music is like DANANANANA NAANANANAAAA and there's nothing happening except running around in the middle of nowhere and killing tiny monsters. SO HARDCORE BAROQUE
Reply
we accidentally played the same game except WHY IS RION IS SUPER BUFF ROFL he could like take down fucking superman.
and yeah that music. that music is on every level. it's the same song. every level. except sometimes when a cutscene happens it'll be a violently different with a soft tempo, and then once it's over, RIGHT BACK TO THE OTHER ONE.
Reply
PFFFFFFFT well it's a good thing the music is so AWESOME AND METAL SO YOU DON'T GET TIRED OF IT. DANANANANANA NANANANANANA it sounds like Dynasty Warriors
Reply
what
no it doesn't, what. jfhgdjb
MAYBE THEY STOLE IT FROM DYNASTY WARRIORS, I don't, it's true though, I don't actually get bothered by it as I spend TWELVE HOURS IN THE SAME DUNGEON AS I FIGHT OFF THINGS THAT LOOK LIKE THIS:
( ... )
Reply
BUBUGEL
that is the best monster desciption I've ever seen even igornig that it's called Bubugel
/SLOWLY PURSUES JEAN AND ATTACKS WITH MY LARGE FACE
Reply
Reply
Reply
NOTHING CAN MAKE THAT GAME OKAY
Reply
Leave a comment