BOOTYGAY
So I was counting out my money for my Anime Boston hotel room last night and then when I was done counting I realized there was no money left in my moneybox.
UNCOOL
I am also worried my wig is too short for my friend Jazz to style it at all. 8( EHHHHHH I'll just wear the hat all weekend haha THIS WAS MY SECRET GENIUS PLAN ALL ALONG OKAY
GONNA BE SUPA BUSY DIS WEEKEND MAKIN WITH DE SELF PORTRAITS FUN TIMES
BUT I WILL PERSEVERE IN A MANNER COMPARABLE TO A WATER BUFFALO
hey you know what I like
memes.
/SITS DOWN ON MEME COUCH WHILE A CHEERY JINGLE PLAYS IN THE BG
Pick 10 characters from as many fandoms as you wish.
Answer 16 questions.
1. Rion Steiner ( Galerians )
2. Chane Laforet ( Baccano! )
3. Shadow the Hedgehog ( ... guess )
4. Claire Redfield ( Resident Evil )
5. Nougami Neuro ( Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro )
6. Walter Sullivan ( Silent Hill )
7. Celty Sturluson ( DRRR!! )
8. Teddie ( Persona 4 )
9. Daniella ( Haunting Ground )
10. Maka Albarn ( Soul Eater )
THIS IS GONNA BE REALLY BAD ISN'T IT LOOK AT THIS LIST oh well here goes. why did I put Shadow in there...
1. Describe the children of Shadow and Celty? Are they good parents?
THEIR CHILDREN WOULD BE HIDEOUS HEADLESS HALF-HEDGEHOG HALF-HUMAN HORRORS
IGNORING THE HIDEOUSNESS I bet Celty would be a good mom if she ever stopped freaking out over her head. She'd go so deredere. Shadow is probably too much of a self-absorbed dick, even though we all know he has soft spots here and there. COULD HE EVEN HAVE KIDS? IDK HE IS ARTIFICIALLY MADE
2. Describe Neuro and Rion's first kiss.
I'd describe it as "Rion why do you keep getting kissed by horrible horrible men" and then "Rion has no mouth anymore because Neuro has acidic saliva" and then "oh god pretending I never had to think about this"
3. How would Chane react if Walter is pregnant with Maka's baby?
":|!"
Chane never cares but I imagine even she would be surprised that a 13 year old girl could get a grizzly 20 year old murderer guy pregnant .......
4. How does Teddie convince Celty to go with him/her on a date?
I WOULD PAY TO SEE THIS GO DOWN JSYK GUYS, it would be hi-larious
but probably with terrible terrible TERRIBLE TERRIBLE pickup lines. Because that is how Teddie rolls. Did I mention they'd be terrible. AND CORNY. I'd try and think of one but I can only think of dirty things that our unbearable friend probably wouldn't say.
5. Where would Daniella and Walter go for their honeymoon? How is Claire going to sabotage their honeymoon?
WALTER AND DANIELLA WOULD GO TO HELL AND MURDER PEOPLE WHILST REMOVING THEIR ORGANS TOGETHER it'd be totes romantic.
CLAIRE WOULD FOLLOW THEM AND SHOOT AT THEM TO SAVE CHRIS WHO IS SOMEHOW ENDANGERED BY THIS HORRIBLE PAIRING
6. Walter is in love with Rion. Shadow confesses his/her love to Walter. Whom would Walter pick? Does Teddie think s/he made the right choice?
oh my god Walter/Rion is the creepiest thing I have ever even heard ofhflgkjshfd whyyyyy somehow it's even worse than Walter/Shadow because at least Shadow is like. OF AGE. MENTALLY. AND NOT DERPING EVERYWHERE
Walter would pick both of them and then throw them off a bridge or something because I do not think he'd fall in love, least of all with a drugged-up angry little boy or a not-drugged-up but still angry little hedgehog
Teddie would bemoan that Walter, in fact, did not score with a hot stud. Discounting the fact that I would call neither of those two HOT STUDS
7. Neuro and Chane must pretend to be a married couple. Why?
IT'S THE ONLY WAY FOR NEURO TO SOLVE A MYSTERY THAT CHANE HAS MYSTERIOUSLY AND UNFORTUNATELY BECOME INVOLVED IN POSSIBLY VIA SLAVERY
8. Maka is moving in with Daniella. What do they fight about the most?
Maka's uterus.
:|
9. How will Claire prove his/her love to Rion?
PEDOCLAIRE IT'S AWWWRIGHT
uh I was going to try and write what I think Claire would PRRROBABLY do if she was in love but then I remembered it was Rion and everything just turned into a dee colon face.
10. Celty and Claire. Love at first sight?
OH MAN ACTUALLY YES THEY COULD HAVE BADASS LESBIAN MOTORCYCLE ADVENTURES
11. What would Chane give Daniella for Valentine's Day
A knife so she doesn't have to walk around carrying a big hunk of sharp glass. ghad.
Alternatively, a cold glare, because Chane gives those out freely to everyone.
12. Under what circumstances could Shadow and Neuro have a happy end?
Siberia dies and doesn't finish this meme.
11. What would Teddie like to change about Maka? Does number Maka approve?
TEDDIE WOULD SO HIT ON MAKA. He'd probably tell her to loosen up and have more fun! Maka would yell at him and then go home and ruminate angstily about it, because Maka does that when she starts to question herself. BUT SHE PROBABLY APPROVES SUBCONSCIOUSLY?
12. Chane and Celty are together. Who is more protective of the other?
Celty, probably. Chane is too HERPDERP to even understand what's going on in this relationship who is this headless babe in black leather what
On an unrelated note, these two would make awesome friends.
13. Who is first going to say "I love you", Rion or Daniella?
Going with Daniella on gut instinct because Rion is too dumb for romance. She'd probably say it to be CREEPY CREEPY DESU
14. Describe Maka and Claire's perfect romantic outing.
IMAGINING CLAIRE ROMANTICALLY INTERESTED ALL THESE LITTLE KIDS IS CREEPING ME OUT MEME WHY DOES IT KEEP COMING OUT LIKE THIS claire do you have something to tell us :|
IN A NON-ROMANTIC WAY THOUGH, MAKA AND CLAIRE WOULD PROBABLY BE FRIENDS, they're both reasonable types. I can imagine them hanging out at a cafe or bookstores or something.
15. Who suffers from pre-wedding jitters, Shadow or Teddie? How does bridesmaid/best man Maka soothe them?
Oh god it'd so be Teddie. You know he'd build up to some romance and then totally fall apart when the wedding comes around because he is a silly little thing.
Shadow would just be like HN WHO IS MARIA
AND WHY AM I MARRYING A TEDDY BEAR
Maka would probably give Teddie a shonen heroine pep talk. All this Maka and Teddie interaction makes me wish that I hadn't played both of them back then. They'd have been funny. 8(
16. Walter is a secret admirer. What presents will they make the wo/man of their dreams?
HEY I GOT YOU THIS FRESH HUMAN HEART I AM GOING TO SLIDE IT UNDER YOUR APARTMENT DOOR OKAY ♥ ♥
UNCOOL
I am also worried my wig is too short for my friend Jazz to style it at all. 8( EHHHHHH I'll just wear the hat all weekend haha THIS WAS MY SECRET GENIUS PLAN ALL ALONG OKAY
GONNA BE SUPA BUSY DIS WEEKEND MAKIN WITH DE SELF PORTRAITS FUN TIMES
BUT I WILL PERSEVERE IN A MANNER COMPARABLE TO A WATER BUFFALO
hey you know what I like
memes.
/SITS DOWN ON MEME COUCH WHILE A CHEERY JINGLE PLAYS IN THE BG
Pick 10 characters from as many fandoms as you wish.
Answer 16 questions.
1. Rion Steiner ( Galerians )
2. Chane Laforet ( Baccano! )
3. Shadow the Hedgehog ( ... guess )
4. Claire Redfield ( Resident Evil )
5. Nougami Neuro ( Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro )
6. Walter Sullivan ( Silent Hill )
7. Celty Sturluson ( DRRR!! )
8. Teddie ( Persona 4 )
9. Daniella ( Haunting Ground )
10. Maka Albarn ( Soul Eater )
THIS IS GONNA BE REALLY BAD ISN'T IT LOOK AT THIS LIST oh well here goes. why did I put Shadow in there...
1. Describe the children of Shadow and Celty? Are they good parents?
THEIR CHILDREN WOULD BE HIDEOUS HEADLESS HALF-HEDGEHOG HALF-HUMAN HORRORS
IGNORING THE HIDEOUSNESS I bet Celty would be a good mom if she ever stopped freaking out over her head. She'd go so deredere. Shadow is probably too much of a self-absorbed dick, even though we all know he has soft spots here and there. COULD HE EVEN HAVE KIDS? IDK HE IS ARTIFICIALLY MADE
2. Describe Neuro and Rion's first kiss.
I'd describe it as "Rion why do you keep getting kissed by horrible horrible men" and then "Rion has no mouth anymore because Neuro has acidic saliva" and then "oh god pretending I never had to think about this"
3. How would Chane react if Walter is pregnant with Maka's baby?
":|!"
Chane never cares but I imagine even she would be surprised that a 13 year old girl could get a grizzly 20 year old murderer guy pregnant .......
4. How does Teddie convince Celty to go with him/her on a date?
I WOULD PAY TO SEE THIS GO DOWN JSYK GUYS, it would be hi-larious
but probably with terrible terrible TERRIBLE TERRIBLE pickup lines. Because that is how Teddie rolls. Did I mention they'd be terrible. AND CORNY. I'd try and think of one but I can only think of dirty things that our unbearable friend probably wouldn't say.
5. Where would Daniella and Walter go for their honeymoon? How is Claire going to sabotage their honeymoon?
WALTER AND DANIELLA WOULD GO TO HELL AND MURDER PEOPLE WHILST REMOVING THEIR ORGANS TOGETHER it'd be totes romantic.
CLAIRE WOULD FOLLOW THEM AND SHOOT AT THEM TO SAVE CHRIS WHO IS SOMEHOW ENDANGERED BY THIS HORRIBLE PAIRING
6. Walter is in love with Rion. Shadow confesses his/her love to Walter. Whom would Walter pick? Does Teddie think s/he made the right choice?
oh my god Walter/Rion is the creepiest thing I have ever even heard ofhflgkjshfd whyyyyy somehow it's even worse than Walter/Shadow because at least Shadow is like. OF AGE. MENTALLY. AND NOT DERPING EVERYWHERE
Walter would pick both of them and then throw them off a bridge or something because I do not think he'd fall in love, least of all with a drugged-up angry little boy or a not-drugged-up but still angry little hedgehog
Teddie would bemoan that Walter, in fact, did not score with a hot stud. Discounting the fact that I would call neither of those two HOT STUDS
7. Neuro and Chane must pretend to be a married couple. Why?
IT'S THE ONLY WAY FOR NEURO TO SOLVE A MYSTERY THAT CHANE HAS MYSTERIOUSLY AND UNFORTUNATELY BECOME INVOLVED IN POSSIBLY VIA SLAVERY
8. Maka is moving in with Daniella. What do they fight about the most?
Maka's uterus.
:|
9. How will Claire prove his/her love to Rion?
PEDOCLAIRE IT'S AWWWRIGHT
uh I was going to try and write what I think Claire would PRRROBABLY do if she was in love but then I remembered it was Rion and everything just turned into a dee colon face.
10. Celty and Claire. Love at first sight?
OH MAN ACTUALLY YES THEY COULD HAVE BADASS LESBIAN MOTORCYCLE ADVENTURES
11. What would Chane give Daniella for Valentine's Day
A knife so she doesn't have to walk around carrying a big hunk of sharp glass. ghad.
Alternatively, a cold glare, because Chane gives those out freely to everyone.
12. Under what circumstances could Shadow and Neuro have a happy end?
Siberia dies and doesn't finish this meme.
11. What would Teddie like to change about Maka? Does number Maka approve?
TEDDIE WOULD SO HIT ON MAKA. He'd probably tell her to loosen up and have more fun! Maka would yell at him and then go home and ruminate angstily about it, because Maka does that when she starts to question herself. BUT SHE PROBABLY APPROVES SUBCONSCIOUSLY?
12. Chane and Celty are together. Who is more protective of the other?
Celty, probably. Chane is too HERPDERP to even understand what's going on in this relationship who is this headless babe in black leather what
On an unrelated note, these two would make awesome friends.
13. Who is first going to say "I love you", Rion or Daniella?
Going with Daniella on gut instinct because Rion is too dumb for romance. She'd probably say it to be CREEPY CREEPY DESU
14. Describe Maka and Claire's perfect romantic outing.
IMAGINING CLAIRE ROMANTICALLY INTERESTED ALL THESE LITTLE KIDS IS CREEPING ME OUT MEME WHY DOES IT KEEP COMING OUT LIKE THIS claire do you have something to tell us :|
IN A NON-ROMANTIC WAY THOUGH, MAKA AND CLAIRE WOULD PROBABLY BE FRIENDS, they're both reasonable types. I can imagine them hanging out at a cafe or bookstores or something.
15. Who suffers from pre-wedding jitters, Shadow or Teddie? How does bridesmaid/best man Maka soothe them?
Oh god it'd so be Teddie. You know he'd build up to some romance and then totally fall apart when the wedding comes around because he is a silly little thing.
Shadow would just be like HN WHO IS MARIA
AND WHY AM I MARRYING A TEDDY BEAR
Maka would probably give Teddie a shonen heroine pep talk. All this Maka and Teddie interaction makes me wish that I hadn't played both of them back then. They'd have been funny. 8(
16. Walter is a secret admirer. What presents will they make the wo/man of their dreams?
HEY I GOT YOU THIS FRESH HUMAN HEART I AM GOING TO SLIDE IT UNDER YOUR APARTMENT DOOR OKAY ♥ ♥