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[frosted_eyelash]

*has stolen alcohol from the inexplicably large stash uderneath her roommate's bed and is now wandering the halls clad in green, with shamrocks and glitter in her hair, singing blues songs*

IT'S ST. PATRICK'S DAY!! WHERE ARE ALL THE DRUNK PEOPLE? WE SHOULD CEBERATE! WHOOO!

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[pur_et_seul]

Enjoying the holiday?

[frosted_eyelash]

REGINA! *bounds over to him and tackles him in a hug* Why aren't ye wearing green?

[pur_et_seul]

*laughs at the tacklehugging* I am!

[frosted_eyelash]

*squints at him* WHERE?

[pur_et_seul]

*hooks a thumb under the waistband of his trousers to show green boxers and grins cheekily*

[frosted_eyelash]

*dies laughing* Green boxers. Regina, I'm so proud of you. Have you finally become a man today?

[pur_et_seul]

Become a man? I was aware one needed green boxers in order to do that.

[frosted_eyelash]

But you're a girl!

[pur_et_seul]

*laughs, shaking his head* Ohh yes, that's right. In that case then yes, I am now a man.

[frosted_eyelash]

HOORAY! *lets off party streamers with wand* REGINA'S A MAN! Who's the lucky bloke, I mean, bird! WHo's the lucky bird?

*grins loopily* M'drunk, Regulus! HELP ME SPREAD THE CHEER OF ST. PATTY'S DAY.

[pur_et_seul]

*looks amused and confused* There... isn't one? I thought this had something to do with boxers?

Yes, haha, you are quite drunk. But at least you're admitting it, unlike a few other people I've come across today.

[frosted_eyelash]

...BOXERS. YES. This has everything to do with boxers and the person who takes them off you.

Being drunk, is quite liberating. This is very fun, d'you know that? It makes me forget about things. WHAT'VE YOU BEEN DOING THEN, EH?

[pur_et_seul]

*eyebrow raise* Oh. Well, as you can see, they are on. And no misleading hair today, either.

You seem to be having a good time of it. I've not been drinking today, myself.

[frosted_eyelash]

So you saaaaay.

D: NO, THAT'S BAD. YOU SHOULD DRINK BECAUSE THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS HOLIDAY.

[pur_et_seul]

What do you mean 'so I say'? I just showed you them.

Oh but I'm an awful drunk, Cassandra.

[frosted_eyelash]

It's not hard to put it back on, y'knwo.

*grriiiiins* ME TOO. But that's the whole point.