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[frosted_eyelash]

*has finally managed to convince Madam Pomfrey that she's fine and is now holed up in the library, watching bemusedly as flying gnomes (or are they dwarfs?) deliver valentines to random people*

The only good thing about this holiday is the chocolate. Everything else is just humiliating. *summons a few more books from the shelf and starts working*

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[hunting_realism]

That's what you get for nearly getting killed. Do try and stay out of trouble in the future, I swear you're going to give me a heart attack one day, cousin dear.

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[OOC: iconlove!]

But giving people coronaries is the highlight of my otherwise bleak existence. You wouldn't take that away from me, would you?

[hunting_realism]

[OOC: Thank you~! I've been trying to find some new ones.]

If it means I get to live? Sure I would. I very much like not being dead, Cassie.

[frosted_eyelash]

*grins* I much prefer being alive too, princess. So, how many Valentine offers have you gotten today, O Whore of mine?

[hunting_realism]

I am not a princess. I am the Sparkle Scene Queen! Worship me!!

Just the one from Sally, I'm afraid. Am I losing my edge, do you think?

[frosted_eyelash]

How many times must we go through this? You're a girl. And if I wish to call you girl pet names, then I shall. This includes Princess, Sugar Plum Fairy and Sparkle Scene Queen which you are extremely fond of. *grins* Where is your dress, by the way?

Oh dear, I do believe you are. What about the throngs of adoring homosexuals that used to wink at you in the halls?

[hunting_realism]

*loopy dance with his hands in the air* I am the Sparkle Scene Queen~~

They're just teases, they'll never follow through. *pouts*

[frosted_eyelash]

*laughter!* Yes, your Majesty.

*giggles* Not for you, maybe.

[hunting_realism]

*bows*

Are you calling me a tease, Cassie?

[frosted_eyelash]

*smirkss!* Maybeee?

[hunting_realism]

Maybe? :O

[frosted_eyelash]

Yes, maybe. Maybe you're a tease and maybe you aren't. Maybe those Hallway Homos are teases or maybe they just don't like you as much as they like...hmmm say, Jeremy and Caradoc? *waggles eyebrows* I think you've been dethroned.

[hunting_realism]

I am so much more attractive than Jeremy and Caradoc combined. Jeremy's only got eyes for you, and Caradoc slept with a teddy bear until fifth year. I am a lot better.

[frosted_eyelash]

Oh you are horrible! It'd be a damn shame if that boy only had eyes for me; besides he's not bad to look at and he's team Captain! Someone must find him attractive.

*wide eyes* Did he really? *throws a crumpled up piece of parchment at him* You are mean your Majesty.