i've done way too many sudoku puzzles for one day.
1) President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Bobby carried his the same distance in half the time.
2) After taking a steroids test, doctors informed Bobby that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
3) Bobby does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Bobby goes killing.
4) Bobby doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
5) Bobby sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
6) Bobby can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
7) Bobby doesn't daydream. He is too busy giving other people nightmares.
8) Bobby can build a snowman out of rain.
9) Bobby doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
10) Bobby is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Bobby does not swim. This is because when Bobby enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Bobby simply walks across the pool floor.
11) In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Bobby.
12) The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs. Bobby. The film was canceled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
HAHAHAHA! Yeah, you know that's all true. :D
Any case. Babysitting today. :| JOY. Especially JOY when one of the little germ-magnets vomits all over your shirt, jeans, and shoes. Seriously, it was like projectile vomit. Not pea soup green, unfortunately. That would've made it almost worth it. :|||
Thanksgiving on Thursday. *___* TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY!!! Stuffing, corn, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, pie, ksdjlaskjd FOOD. A glutton's dream, I swear to God. Mmn.
...I think we've run out of Twinkies. How did this happen??
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2) After taking a steroids test, doctors informed Bobby that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
3) Bobby does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Bobby goes killing.
4) Bobby doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
5) Bobby sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
6) Bobby can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
7) Bobby doesn't daydream. He is too busy giving other people nightmares.
8) Bobby can build a snowman out of rain.
9) Bobby doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
10) Bobby is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Bobby does not swim. This is because when Bobby enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Bobby simply walks across the pool floor.
11) In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Bobby.
12) The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs. Bobby. The film was canceled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
HAHAHAHA! Yeah, you know that's all true. :D
Any case. Babysitting today. :| JOY. Especially JOY when one of the little germ-magnets vomits all over your shirt, jeans, and shoes. Seriously, it was like projectile vomit. Not pea soup green, unfortunately. That would've made it almost worth it. :|||
Thanksgiving on Thursday. *___* TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY!!! Stuffing, corn, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, pie, ksdjlaskjd FOOD. A glutton's dream, I swear to God. Mmn.
...I think we've run out of Twinkies. How did this happen??
dateontuesdaydateontuesdaydkjfkjdak