comparatively, kou is a saint...
I'm PRETTY sure this won't come as a surprise to anyone, but APPARENTLY writers hate me. :||| Aside from getting punched in the face by Wolverine (yeah, OW) for attempting to cheer up Petey (AAAAALL his idea), I also came to the STUNNING conclusion that I have probably the most psychotic ex in the entire world.
I shit you not, kids.
Here. If you can beat this list, I'll give you, I don't know. AN IGLOO. A REALLY GOOD ONE. :D?
10 Warning Signs That You May Have a Psychotic Ex by Bobby Drake
10) She's been a villain on and off for the past thirty years.
9) Past experiences with her have involved betrayal. Lots and LOTS of it.
8) Your first time Together involves her asking rhetorical questions about your last day on earth.
7) She likes to pretend she's one of your other ex-girlfriends.
6) She's shot your arm off at least once.
5) She put a neurotoxin in her lipstick in order to disable you during an ambush.
4) She kicks you out of a moving plane while you're still recovering from that neurotoxin stuff.
3) She injects you with literally ten times more of that neurotoxin than your body can handle (and a thousand times the dose of the first one), just hours after you've been checked into a hospital to recover from being thrown out of a moving plane.
2) She runs the tractor trailer you're hitchhiking in off the road, leading it to explode while you're still inside. This, of course, right after you left the hospital for a toxin overdose.
1) Her explanation for all of this is that she's "testing both of us to destruction".
...
:|||
On the bright side, none of that killed me, which... is pretty cool! YEAH, I'M AN OMEGA. BEAT THAT.
(It's veeery possible that I was up too late last night studying verbs and Japanese accounting laws and kjklasdj HOO BOY. DISCLAIMER HURR.)
I shit you not, kids.
Here. If you can beat this list, I'll give you, I don't know. AN IGLOO. A REALLY GOOD ONE. :D?
10 Warning Signs That You May Have a Psychotic Ex by Bobby Drake
10) She's been a villain on and off for the past thirty years.
9) Past experiences with her have involved betrayal. Lots and LOTS of it.
8) Your first time Together involves her asking rhetorical questions about your last day on earth.
7) She likes to pretend she's one of your other ex-girlfriends.
6) She's shot your arm off at least once.
5) She put a neurotoxin in her lipstick in order to disable you during an ambush.
4) She kicks you out of a moving plane while you're still recovering from that neurotoxin stuff.
3) She injects you with literally ten times more of that neurotoxin than your body can handle (and a thousand times the dose of the first one), just hours after you've been checked into a hospital to recover from being thrown out of a moving plane.
2) She runs the tractor trailer you're hitchhiking in off the road, leading it to explode while you're still inside. This, of course, right after you left the hospital for a toxin overdose.
1) Her explanation for all of this is that she's "testing both of us to destruction".
...
:|||
On the bright side, none of that killed me, which... is pretty cool! YEAH, I'M AN OMEGA. BEAT THAT.
(It's veeery possible that I was up too late last night studying verbs and Japanese accounting laws and kjklasdj HOO BOY. DISCLAIMER HURR.)