WHUT.
So the other day I decided to turn on the television and watch the Yankee game.
And.
I saw.
THIS:
KAKLSJFAHIUERHAKSJDLAKSJDKSHFNKAJSD?!?!?!?!
WHERE DID JASON GIAMBI'S MUSTACHE GO?!
GUYS. THIS IS LIKE A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY. HE NEEDS HIS MUSTACHE BACK, OKAY. THERE ARE FANS WHO BOUGHT MUSTACHES JUST LIKE HIS FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF FEELING CLOSENESS TO HIM. WTF. THIS IS NOT OKAY. THIS IS ABOUT AS BAD AS WHEN ENRIQUE IGLESIAS GOT HIS MOLE REMOVED.
So then I decided to look up pictures of Jason Giambi and his mustache. And I made icons. Four of them.
:| It almost makes a man want to cry. (Only, you know, not really.)
ANYWAY. Hi, new people! I'm Bobby Drake. Mutant, X-Man, accountant, and all-around spaztard (according to, among other people, Emma Frost and Jean-Paul Beaubier, both of whom are COMPLETELY unreliable sources, soooo). :D HIT ME UP FOR SOME ACCOUNTING/HERO BUSINESS! I don't exactly have anything better to do.
EDIT: OH RIGHT DUDE. An (that's bananas_an) sent me a FANTASMIC SUPERDUPER AMAZING ASTONISHING ULTIMATE UNCANNY X-TREME link the other day. Check it out, The Marvel Alphabet of Shame. You will cry tears of JOY and HORROR. :D :D :D GUARANTEED!
And.
I saw.
THIS:
KAKLSJFAHIUERHAKSJDLAKSJDKSHFNKAJSD?!?!?!?!
WHERE DID JASON GIAMBI'S MUSTACHE GO?!
GUYS. THIS IS LIKE A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY. HE NEEDS HIS MUSTACHE BACK, OKAY. THERE ARE FANS WHO BOUGHT MUSTACHES JUST LIKE HIS FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF FEELING CLOSENESS TO HIM. WTF. THIS IS NOT OKAY. THIS IS ABOUT AS BAD AS WHEN ENRIQUE IGLESIAS GOT HIS MOLE REMOVED.
So then I decided to look up pictures of Jason Giambi and his mustache. And I made icons. Four of them.
:| It almost makes a man want to cry. (Only, you know, not really.)
ANYWAY. Hi, new people! I'm Bobby Drake. Mutant, X-Man, accountant, and all-around spaztard (according to, among other people, Emma Frost and Jean-Paul Beaubier, both of whom are COMPLETELY unreliable sources, soooo). :D HIT ME UP FOR SOME ACCOUNTING/HERO BUSINESS! I don't exactly have anything better to do.
EDIT: OH RIGHT DUDE. An (that's bananas_an) sent me a FANTASMIC SUPERDUPER AMAZING ASTONISHING ULTIMATE UNCANNY X-TREME link the other day. Check it out, The Marvel Alphabet of Shame. You will cry tears of JOY and HORROR. :D :D :D GUARANTEED!