[ ficlets ] Axis Powers Hetalia Collection III

[frostberryjam]

Title: Dissonance
Author: frostberryjam
Rating: PG
Pairing: China/Japan (Hetalia)
Warnings: None. Terrible writing/characterization?
Author Notes: Written for hitori_kanane. I’m really unsure on the characterization and interaction because I don’t know China that well and I can’t stand Japan. So this is probably the only Japan-fic you’ll see on this journal. Inspired by the

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[frostberryjam]

lawl, you dislike way more characters than I do. (And isn't there only one Korea? He's both North and South, which strikes me as odd except I guess since Hetalia is technically set around WWII, Korea WOULD have been one nation back then. Unless I totally failzors at history.) but you're right, that is kind of ironic. *patpat*

I don't know, I just find something kind of gross about him. I think he's kind of a very double-faced, treacherous character. I have no empathy or sympathy for him at all. And the more his fans try to convince me otherwise the more I despise the character for existing. It's not like I hate him, I just prefer to forget he exists.

lawl. UK IS a bit of a prat. I only like him with Alfred. Obviously~ and Alfred is cute, he is, come on! Don't tell me you haven't see mochi!US yet? xD It's the kyuuuutest thing ever and I totally want a keychain of that thing. Or an icon. Icon would be easier.

[frostberryjam]

rofl. A pillow Mochi!America probably wouldn't be that hard to make, really. I mean, considering. *thinks* Hmm. I learned how to stitch a while ago, I think I still remember. It ... really might not be hard at all. Although it wouldn't be very big, I think, because I wouldn't really know what to use for 'stuffing' that would last very long -- it would probably be kind of delicate.

I'll ask my mom later, see what she thinks.

Well, you're definitely not getting any convincing Japan love from me. xD and if I one day show up and say I love Japan, I've obviously been brainwashed or I'm dead and someone's impersonating me.

.... I COULD MAKE MOCHI!GREECE.

... *frowns* If I could figure out how.

[frostberryjam]

I guess. If I'm going to go through all that trouble though, I would want it to be washable. But I guess that might be too much to ask. xD I'm not really much of a homemaker myself, I can just barely stitch, crochet and-- well, the cooking part is okay, I've been making my own meals since I was three. -.- Although my meals back then were stove-top ramen with slices of hot dog in them. Ew. Kids have no taste buds.

rofl. I mean, how could I make a pillow!Mochi!Greece? Stitching his 'hair' would be too complicated and I'd probably fuck it up. I guess I could use tan-brownish material? Aww, man. I should stick to thinking of how to make mochi!US first. xD

... besides, if I makea mochi!Greece I'd have to make a mochi!Turkey and then it'd get very NC--17.

[frostberryjam]

lawl, when I told the maid I was hungry she'd ignore me. So I just said "fuck it" and started cooking for myself. I'm actually quite pride of myself, I don't remember getting burned despite the fact that it was a gas stove. (I did once accidentally set a towel on fire though. I was SO freaked. WOOSH it caught on fire, I tossed it on the floor and then went to the sink to turn it on, cup my hands under the running water and then splash it on to the flaming handtowel. The problem? I wasn't tall enough to REACH the sink, so you'd see me go "*jump* *cup hands* *toss water over shoulder* *jump* repeat x10

[frostberryjam]

lawl. It wasn't really traumatic or anything. I just laugh at it now, and I remember every moment vividly, even when I was scared I was thinking "this is ridiculous and funny."

I lived in Venezuela until I was about... 8 years old. And then I shuffled back and forth the US/Venezuela until I was about 9.

AND RICE RAMEN IS SO YUMMY. D; I'm trying to find it online but it's proving ridiculously elusive. I only had it once, because they were selling this big box of cup ramen and I realized it was made out of rice and then when I went back to get more, there wasn't any left. It seems to be really, really rare, which is frustrating. But I'll keep looking online.

xD; I guess it depends on what sort of potatoes they use. I mean, if the potatoes are small to begin with, they can't make those super long fries~which is sad. But the small ones tend to be crispier anyway, so that's good.

... urgh, I'd have to smack my friends. D; Then sit them down for an intensive "HOW TO SURVIVE, A GUIDE FOR DUMBASSES" course.

[droopingwillow]

If you look at Korea's character profile, he seems to be only South Korea. I doubt the North plays Starcraft. S. Korea gets on my nerves but Himaruya portrayed him to be annoying...which is a bit unfair. Plus, non-Japanese audiences may not be familiar with the background of their relationship.We're not the intended audience. I'm Chinese but I'm not that familiar with Korean history.

As for Kiku, as I've said before I think Himaruya is biased and favors his own country.

Someone do a China-centric hetalia pls lol

[junkshop]

I don't know, I just find something kind of gross about him. I think he's kind of a very double-faced, treacherous character. I have no empathy or sympathy for him at all. And the more his fans try to convince me otherwise the more I despise the character for existing. It's not like I hate him, I just prefer to forget he exists.

LOL, so that means I can't convince you, then. ^^

But I'm so glad you had an East Asian fic here. ^^