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[frootlooplover]

things not to do in disney.

dont get on the wrong monorail
dont step on a dead frog
dont wear white pants and go on splash mountain in a thunderstorm.
dont go with your family
dont get too close to jafar.
dont wear frilly hats that make people look at you.
dont talk to steve after you've taken xanex
dont receive texts at 6am from pearce
dont let the maid in while your in the room
dont let your mother hold your hand in public
dont not shave.