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[froodle]

I'm still gutted by the discovery that Rollo Weeks played Mini-Gerard in Attila. Sometimes the IMDB is a curse, I tell you.

And now, it's time for fun with memes:

List six of your favourite shows

1. Firefly
2. BSG (new)
3. Kim Possible
4. Weekenders
5. Deadwood
6. BSG (original)

Comments

[gothicwhite]

Oh, my God. Oh, my GOD. What have you done to me!? *shakes* I CANNOT WRITE A MONKEY FIST X RON STOPPABLE LEMON, I HAVE TO HAVE SOME SENSE OF STANDARDS LEFT! Oh, my God. *whimpers, as she is so totally going to work on this as soon as possible* Oh, my God . . . *wanders off in a daze*

[froodle]

Dude, you know it totally makes sense. I am all about the Mystical Monkey Lovin'.

[gothicwhite]

Nooooo! I can't! I cannot write Kim Possible smut, my beta will kick my ass. She's got this thing about me systematically destroying her childhood, ever since I told her about my sole 'The Secret Garden' smutty slash fic I'd dug out of Aspen's site so long ago. I couldn't help it, and now everytime I read it I think about Dickon and Colin sneaking off and doing all sorts of naughty things behind Miss Mary's back . . .

[froodle]

Tch, Secret Garden porn, tht's just dumb. Everyone knows poor Colin's crush was totally unrequited. I bet Dickon and Mary sat around drinking tea and laughing about how lame he was. Life is hard for melodramatic ukeish blondes with crushes on robust outdoorsy types.

[gothicwhite]

*gasps* How dare you, sir! *throws knife* It so was not! Dickon and Colin were in loooove, and Mary wound up abandoned quite often and chatting with the gardener and Dickon's sister. (I cannot, for the life of me, remember their names. Whenever I try to think of something, my mind automatically latches onto it, throws it into a corner of my head, and promptly buries it under a pile of crap memories.)

Also, I don't think Colin was a blonde . . . that was Creevey, in HP.

[froodle]

Oh please, even if they actually did get it on, Dickon would totally be using poor ickle Colin.

Well, he was whiny and miserable and effeminate, and in my mind, whiny, miserable, effeminate boys are always blonde.

[gothicwhite]

Hello? Do you even remember Dickon's character? He was all squeaky clean (except for how he was always dirty and poor) and everything. And half the fun of whiny, miserable, effeminate (blonde) boys are getting them to shut up and bend over for the macho, sick-of-master's-bitching stableboys!

(btw, do you know someone in real life like that? Is that why they're always blonde?)

Also, reading back over your Angel quotes--how could you possibly have forgotten:

Angel: I have no problems spanking men.

[froodle]

He was totally Mary's bit o' rough! But I shall go with you on appropriate methods for shutting up whiny, effeminate blondes.

(And yes; when I was in high scool, there was a guy in my class who was the epitome of the blonde, ukeish boywhore. Even at thirteen, it was blatently obvious)

Angel's such a liar; he has no problems spanking Spike, but I bet if he tried that shit on Wes or Gunn, they'd pull a knife on him.

[gothicwhite]

And Spike would bend over for it in a heartbeat. (or would, if his heart actually did so)

And only Gunn gets to spank Wesley. So there. Or Giles, have you ever read Gila's stuff? There is this amazingly kinky chapter to a Giles x Wesley fic in which Wesley gets fucked with a cold banana . . . okay, I am so off to re-read that . . .

[froodle]

Spike is all about the spankin'.

Nooo, Giles is too cool to be with Wesley! Clearly he is destined to be with Ethan, or possibly Cute!Xander (ie, Xander in the first three seasons of Buffy).