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[froodle]

SCANDALACIOUS

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[clay_mans_maker]

Ghost!Haldir: Ha! I Snark!
Space James D’Arcy: OMGWTF?STFUOMG
a manly stubbled sort, possibly with a Scottish accent: ooh mah good. Ah Goost. Which ah ahm scared ov in mah ukeesh waahys *bites tongue very hard* heelp ahm ah vergin an mah mouth is bleedin’ profuseleh
Space James D’Arcy: *is not alutard*
Ghost!Haldir: *is not alutard*
Space James D’Arcy and Ghost!Haldir: : *stares….alot*
Space Pope: Defender of the Faith: *is absent protagonist*

::in distant corner of space::
Cutlace!face: *cries as is obviously hated by froodle who didnt include his smexy self*

[froodle]

Aha! The joke is on you, my disgusting Italian friend! For I have decided the part of Manly Stubbled Sort shall be played by Sean Bean. That means you just called Sean Bean an uke. OMGWTFSICK! You are banished from his presence. He hates you now.

And James D'Arcy, Space Pope and Tom Pullings, who you so unkindly call Cutlace!Face, are all the same person. Therefore you = stupid.

I REVILE YOU!

[clay_mans_maker]

sean bean!!!!!? but he is by No Means stubbly enough. you shallhave a lack of stubble. it'll be bad. no sandwiches for anyone.

why do you hurt us, so. WHY!?

space pope cannot be james d'arcy he is not. old enough.
p.s. you suck

p.p.s. i sent jesus round to rape you.

p.p.s.s.
with his RELIGION

p.p.p.s.s.
that is not a euphemism.

[froodle]

So, you claim Sean Bean is even less manly than Alex, whom you scandalaciously accused of having ukeish leanings? You disgust me, and every right-thinking person on the planet.

Also, if you actually read what I wrote, you would see that James D'Arcy plays the rejuvenated, youthful Space-Pope. I'm not sure who would play Old!Space-Pope. I was thinking Billy Boyd, but I don't want to make Space-Pope too ancient.

[clay_mans_maker]

whatever i said, sean bean in Not less manly that alex.
that's impossible

sean bean does not wear dresses, mascara or .. or. Girly things! omgstfu. robes dont count.

omg also i cant fucking Believe they got him to play esau

....*is not freak, not a freak. at all*
omg
*dashes off hidden under coat*
Dont look at meee.

Dont Look at MEEEEE!!!!

[froodle]

*looks at you*

Disgusting.

[clay_mans_maker]

*SOB*

[froodle]

*KICK*

[clay_mans_maker]

ow.

what the fuck was that for?
and bean cant be the thing becasuse he is FIXED i tells ya in my mind as unstubbly reader of keats partridge in EQUILIBRIUM omgyes.

*cheesyemagrin du smug and tired. so very very very very very tired but omgdurham*

[froodle]

No! He is Sharpe! And Sharpe = TUFF and stubbly.

In fact, if Bigwig was a human, he'd be Sharpe.

You = Bigwigshaver.

[clay_mans_maker]

sharpe has big teeth?

OMGBLASPHEMOUS

[froodle]

No, Sharpe has normal teeth for a human. Like Bigwig has normal teeth for a rabbit.

Don't try to turn this around, the shame is on you, Italian thing.

[clay_mans_maker]

dont you have a non-existant god you sould be worshipping... CATHOLIC

[froodle]

Shouldn't you be burning in hell... PROTESTANT

[clay_mans_maker]

no.

on a lighter note. you implied that sharpe has big teeth or that thlyali wears the smexy uniform* wtf?

*goddamn im Not a Furry!

[froodle]

Mmm. Thalyli would totally be smexy in Sharpe's uniform.