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all the witch biz in the originals is so boring. why is it not just klaus and elijah being in beautiful love together all the time, with maybe a little internecine scheming to change it up now and then?
like, I just saw the part where kima from the wire is torturing elijah with the memories of his embarrasing period wig, and then klaus shows up and beings him home and a whole part of the episode is klaus and elijah looking at each other and being in love and its great.
also, I hate kols dumb new doctor who reject face.
also, elijah is mean for waiting until hayley was literally about to marry... the guy who looks like peter petrelli if peter petrelli was into banging people that arent nathan petrelli. I know thats hard to imagine, but if you look at him youll see what I mean... anyway, that guy, shes about to marry him, and elijahs like, HAYLEY I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU THIS WHOLE TIME and shes all, WELL ITS TOO LATE NOW DICK, and now elijah has to literally live forever with the knowledge that hes been knocked back in favour of, essentially, peter petrelli.
also, kima from the wire used to be smart but she is fucking dumb now. "oh, I will put my children in human bods and that will fix all their problems" um NO IT WONT, how does a human bod fix a thousand years of stupid shit that wasnt klaus and elijah being in love? esther needs to read the great gatsby, or like, just develop some common fucking sense.
also, I dont care about michael, or finn or the baby or... I always wanna call her kate lockely, the blonde bartender therapist? I care about davina, but not if she hangs out with doctor who reject kol, and that one vamp who looks like xander when xander was hot, but not that vamps bf because his face is stupid.
or marcus, really. marcus is also stupid. although hes less embarrassing to watch than he was in season one, I guess. also I guess now there is another michaelson kid aswell but who cares.
look, whatevs. just show me elijah and klaus and rebekah being in beautiful viking love. thats all I care about really.
like, I just saw the part where kima from the wire is torturing elijah with the memories of his embarrasing period wig, and then klaus shows up and beings him home and a whole part of the episode is klaus and elijah looking at each other and being in love and its great.
also, I hate kols dumb new doctor who reject face.
also, elijah is mean for waiting until hayley was literally about to marry... the guy who looks like peter petrelli if peter petrelli was into banging people that arent nathan petrelli. I know thats hard to imagine, but if you look at him youll see what I mean... anyway, that guy, shes about to marry him, and elijahs like, HAYLEY I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU THIS WHOLE TIME and shes all, WELL ITS TOO LATE NOW DICK, and now elijah has to literally live forever with the knowledge that hes been knocked back in favour of, essentially, peter petrelli.
also, kima from the wire used to be smart but she is fucking dumb now. "oh, I will put my children in human bods and that will fix all their problems" um NO IT WONT, how does a human bod fix a thousand years of stupid shit that wasnt klaus and elijah being in love? esther needs to read the great gatsby, or like, just develop some common fucking sense.
also, I dont care about michael, or finn or the baby or... I always wanna call her kate lockely, the blonde bartender therapist? I care about davina, but not if she hangs out with doctor who reject kol, and that one vamp who looks like xander when xander was hot, but not that vamps bf because his face is stupid.
or marcus, really. marcus is also stupid. although hes less embarrassing to watch than he was in season one, I guess. also I guess now there is another michaelson kid aswell but who cares.
look, whatevs. just show me elijah and klaus and rebekah being in beautiful viking love. thats all I care about really.