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Regarding the fate of Thackery Binx in Hocus Pocus:
I'm just sayin', if I was a witch who planned to live forever by devouring the life force of children, and I had just eaten some dude's sister, and I was about to turn said dude into some kind of immortal creature so that he would suffer his grief and loss for an eternity, I for sure wouldn't turn him into an animal that is.notorious for being sneaky, super-hard to catch, and which routinely fucks with human beings and then creates celebratory internet memes to commemorate the act.
I'd have turned him into a newt. It's a classic, and also, try getting revenge on me when your stubby little amphibian limbs can't even help you get out of a well, motherfucker.
Honestly, transforming him into a cat makes me wonder if there's an alternate universe out there where Winnifred changed him into a huge dog, and was promptly and very briefly suprised when German sheppard!Binx immediately bit off her face, like, "Thanks for the meat-rending canine jaws, bitch! Hope you like your comeuppance instantaneous!"
But then I guess there wouldn't have been a movie, and what would I have to watch every Halloween?
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I'm just sayin', if I was a witch who planned to live forever by devouring the life force of children, and I had just eaten some dude's sister, and I was about to turn said dude into some kind of immortal creature so that he would suffer his grief and loss for an eternity, I for sure wouldn't turn him into an animal that is.notorious for being sneaky, super-hard to catch, and which routinely fucks with human beings and then creates celebratory internet memes to commemorate the act.
I'd have turned him into a newt. It's a classic, and also, try getting revenge on me when your stubby little amphibian limbs can't even help you get out of a well, motherfucker.
Honestly, transforming him into a cat makes me wonder if there's an alternate universe out there where Winnifred changed him into a huge dog, and was promptly and very briefly suprised when German sheppard!Binx immediately bit off her face, like, "Thanks for the meat-rending canine jaws, bitch! Hope you like your comeuppance instantaneous!"
But then I guess there wouldn't have been a movie, and what would I have to watch every Halloween?
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