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Apr 13, 2013 21:36

If God came down and told me I could have night of torrid passion with either Tony Stark or Cougar from the Losers, I would totally not know which one to choose. Also, now I really want to punch Chris Evans in the mouth.

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itsjustc April 13 2013, 23:37:29 UTC
From the pictures I'd pick Cougar as I'm not really a fan of RDJ but for me it's a character personality (good or bad) that makes someone attractive to me so as I don't know these characters, I wouldn't know!

And funnily enough I've wanted to smack Chris Evans for many a year but since he's been doing the radio 2 breakfast show I've warmed to him (and he's calmed down too I think!)

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froodle April 14 2013, 00:42:59 UTC
Cougar is all broken and sad inside, so sex with him would either be TOWERING PASSION OF HEALING COITUS or really, really, suicide-inducing depressive mess. Whereas Tony Stark sex would be all cheery and experianced and bag to your mates at the pub-ish. So basically its a.choice between a sure thing and something that could either ROCK YOUR WORLD or make you cut off your own head. I think on balance I would choose Tony, because if I had rubbish Cougarsex I'd be like, I wasted a Godwish on this?! Fuck you Oscar Jaerdena!

And I meant Captain America Chris Evans, on the basis that he has had sex with Cougar *and* Tony, and he didn't have to hchoose or use up a.Godwish

Though for tje record, I would totally punch ginge radio..

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froodle April 14 2013, 00:44:00 UTC
Ginger radio chris evans, is what i was going to write before stupid.mobile LJ cut me off!!

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itsjustc April 14 2013, 08:40:39 UTC
hahaha to the wrong Chris Evans *stoopid grin*

So you would you have sex with either Chris Evan's even if it was offered on a plate with them begging and they had to use a godwish to be with you?

Hmmm...Or would them using a godwish mean that you would have to have sex with them?

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froodle April 14 2013, 17:41:00 UTC
Ugh, I would use a precious irreplacable Godwish to *avoid* having sex with ginger radio Chris Evans.

I wouldn't use a Godwish for Captain America sex, unless for some reason I had infinity Godwishes and I needed palate-clenser after spending a couple of hundred years with Colin Farrell, in which case Captain America would be just the thing. But if he offered, I wouldn't turn him down - sex with any Avenger is still bragworthy, and it would be cool when people asked what I did at the weekend to be all like, "oh yeah, i sat on Captain America's face and rode like I was in the Kentucky Derby, AND i didnt even use up a Godwish to make it happen!"

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