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Whenever Erskine Ravel shows up in a Skullduggery Pleasant book, I always imagine him as Colin Farrell, but like, wearing a hat. The addition of a hat tones down his raw masculinity while at the same time increasing his classiness level to the point where he can be the king of all the sorcerers in Ireland.
So basically if someone had just thought to give Colin Farrell a hat when Voldamort first started fucking shit up, I wouldn't have had to slog through those last two books, and instead of the Harry Potter franchise, there would have been one ninety minute movie in which Colin Farrell shouted "Unforgivable curse?!" *punch* "No, don't bother!" and saved the world from Death Eaters and Daniel Radcliffe's "acting". And then flew away into space on a unicorn, because he's that fucking amazing, especially in a hat.
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So basically if someone had just thought to give Colin Farrell a hat when Voldamort first started fucking shit up, I wouldn't have had to slog through those last two books, and instead of the Harry Potter franchise, there would have been one ninety minute movie in which Colin Farrell shouted "Unforgivable curse?!" *punch* "No, don't bother!" and saved the world from Death Eaters and Daniel Radcliffe's "acting". And then flew away into space on a unicorn, because he's that fucking amazing, especially in a hat.
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