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Today started off as one of those days where it rains, then it clears up for about twenty minutes, just long enough for you to get your coat, shoes and bag, and as soon as you open the front door the weather gods HAMMER DOWN ON YOU from above. It cleared up about three o'clock, but I was deep into my book by that point, so I didn't go out til just
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Yeah, I'd have to agree with this one - and I'm scared to even ask how he could, you know, "perform" since he's DEAD and all, and therefore doesn't have a heartbeat or blood...of course, I've always had the same problem with romantic vampires, and I guess people have managed to accept those...
On an unrelated note, I've been loving your posts - makes me feel like I'm on vacation myself. :)
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I guess with vampires, even though they're dead, they're not rotting or stinky or... mushy, OH GOD I THREW UP IN MY MOUTH JUST FROM THINKInG ABOTU THAT AS I WROTE IT. I mean, Buffy never had to worry about Angel's bits falling off during a heavy make-out session. Well, unless you interpret "bits" to mean "soul", I guess. But other than that, she was safe.
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I guess with vampires, even though they're dead, they're not rotting or stinky or... mushy, OH GOD I THREW UP IN MY MOUTH JUST FROM THINKInG ABOTU THAT AS I WROTE IT.
...although I would think vampires smell like the grave...or at least, damp earth (which isn't necessarily bad...). Otherwise - YES to the rotting, stinky, mushy, losing-body-parts - it's just GROSS!!! Ewwwwwww - ew ew ew ew ew... :D
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Oh my God, my mind just went to a super-bad place - you know how sometimes if you don't put the condom on properly it slips off? What if... with the parts.. and the mouldy... OH GOD I have to go scratch out my brains now!
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....me too...oh dear GOD...I'm not sure there's enough mind bleach in the world...
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