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Dudes, how did Herrick ever get made a vampire? He totally has no neck. Seriously, he is like, George Lucas and Elijah Wood levels of necklessness. What did they bite?
Also, I want to get a soundbite of George saying "Oh, and it's one E in paedo, not two, you cretins!" and make it the sound for text messages on my phone. Because that line is SO MUCH WIN. Close runner-ups were "I'm not the pervert, that's my housemate. And actually, he's not a pervert either" and "Who keeps their rotten tomatoes? Who looks in their salad cooler, sees their tomatoes are on the turn and thinks 'oh no, no I'll hang on to those in case some paedos move in opposite'?", but I think maximum win goes to being targeted by an angry mob of neighbours for being a child-molester and still caring about correct spelling.
Also, I want to get a soundbite of George saying "Oh, and it's one E in paedo, not two, you cretins!" and make it the sound for text messages on my phone. Because that line is SO MUCH WIN. Close runner-ups were "I'm not the pervert, that's my housemate. And actually, he's not a pervert either" and "Who keeps their rotten tomatoes? Who looks in their salad cooler, sees their tomatoes are on the turn and thinks 'oh no, no I'll hang on to those in case some paedos move in opposite'?", but I think maximum win goes to being targeted by an angry mob of neighbours for being a child-molester and still caring about correct spelling.