Man, I'm dumb. I have allowed myself to get sucked into the madness that is CreepyPasta and now I am so creeped out that I can't sleep or even get off this sofa in case something reaches out from underneath and grabs my ankle (totally possible, given my lack of housekeeping-fu). I just got out of the shower and literally, I was standing there under the spray thinking, "Don't close your eyes, don't close your eyes, oh God, shampoo in my eyes, don't close them, don't close- oh God the pain, oh it burns, no, keep them open, don't close, don't close!" for the full twenty minutes. Then I had a panic attack when the bathroom door got stuck because I thought there might be a clown hiding behind it waiting to get me, and then the stupid fucking energy efficient bulbs in the lounge took ages to come on and it was pitch black and now I am made entirely from irrational, stupidity-induced fear. In conclusion: I suck, and should never be allowed on the Intarwebs.
On a sort of but not really related note, why is the 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo not out on DVD, when that piece of shit new thing where they all have iPhones and other such bullshittery can be purchased in its' entirety? Fuck you, Hanna Barbera, you are ruining Vincent Price Day before it even starts. Dicks.
Anyway, I need something very distracting and utterly devoid of creepiness to calm me down, so I'm going to raid my stash of Emergency Porn for some
Jonah/Jake Green slash that I have saved for exactly this kind of situation, and bid you goodnight.