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Dudes, I am really confused by Rob Lowe's face. It's like, sometimes I look at him and I think he's really hot, and sometimes I look at him and I think he looks effeminate and pointy, and mostly when I look at him these days I think of the Orange advert. You know how people reckon the type of man you're attracted to varies depending on where you are in your menstrual cycle? Rob Lowe's face is the exact example of that. Like, when I'm at my most fertile, I demand everyone be burly and unshaven and capable of wrasslin' lions with their facial hair, and that's when I look at Rob Lowe and go "Pfft!" And then a week later when I'm slightly more sane and likely to attach higher value to a decent paycheque than the ability to kill wild animals with one's moustache, I look at him and go, "Hmmm."
Anyway, the point is that Rob Lowe should man the fuck up, because his ambiguously girly-hot face is affecting my ability to enjoy West Wing porn, and we can't have that. God damn you, Sam. Go pistol-whip some Republicans or something.
Name a fandom, and I’ll tell you my:
One True Pairing Ship:
Canon Ship:
“If this happens I’ll stab my eyes out with a spork” Ship:
“You are one sick bastard” Ship:
“I dabble a little” Ship:
“It’s like a car crash” Ship:
“Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet” Ship:
“Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not” Ship:
“Everyone else loves it but I just don’t feel it” Ship:
Anyway, the point is that Rob Lowe should man the fuck up, because his ambiguously girly-hot face is affecting my ability to enjoy West Wing porn, and we can't have that. God damn you, Sam. Go pistol-whip some Republicans or something.
Name a fandom, and I’ll tell you my:
One True Pairing Ship:
Canon Ship:
“If this happens I’ll stab my eyes out with a spork” Ship:
“You are one sick bastard” Ship:
“I dabble a little” Ship:
“It’s like a car crash” Ship:
“Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet” Ship:
“Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not” Ship:
“Everyone else loves it but I just don’t feel it” Ship: