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Fucking hell, you guys! I wore my awesome kittehshooz out for the first time last night, and I swear to God, I only walked about half a mile the whole evening, and my feet are completely made from pain. Clearly, my only option is to sign up as a Sith Lord in Training long enough to get on the healthcare plan, then persuade them to cut off my feet and replace them with robofeet, so that I may wear beautiful shoes without being crippled with agony for days afterwards. Awesome plan!
On a totally different note, somebody please find me a tutorial that's like, "How To Make Music Videos When You Are Terminally Retarded". Please! This shit is harder than Harvey Dent when confronted by the Joker dressed as a nurse err... adamantium? Something less wrong than what I just said.
Also, the Mummy 3 is so completely cheesy and camp and action-packed and gleeful. Brendan Fraser is hotness, and gains EXTREME COOLPOINTS for having the stones to headbutt Jet Li. Seriously, Brendan Fraser, you rock. Even Colin Farrel is impressed with your headbutting prowess. I could write some more about it, but frankly, I need to read some Nathan/Peter porn, then cry myself to sleep over how wrong it is to associate Peter and sex.
On a totally different note, somebody please find me a tutorial that's like, "How To Make Music Videos When You Are Terminally Retarded". Please! This shit is harder than Harvey Dent when confronted by the Joker dressed as a nurse err... adamantium? Something less wrong than what I just said.
Also, the Mummy 3 is so completely cheesy and camp and action-packed and gleeful. Brendan Fraser is hotness, and gains EXTREME COOLPOINTS for having the stones to headbutt Jet Li. Seriously, Brendan Fraser, you rock. Even Colin Farrel is impressed with your headbutting prowess. I could write some more about it, but frankly, I need to read some Nathan/Peter porn, then cry myself to sleep over how wrong it is to associate Peter and sex.