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[froodle]

So apparently I have laryngitis. I would like to say YES OH MY GOD THANK YOU LIAMNEESON! but I have completely lost my voice, so I can't say anything at all. And in case you're wondering why I should be so joyful about contracting a voice-stealing viral infection, it's because I am now doctor-ordered to stay off the 'phones and away from fuckwit

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[dissident_dream]

err larngitis - apart from hoping you feel better, you aren;t going to give it to me are you?!

[froodle]

Oh man, I just had a really DUH moment, I was about to say that you can't catch viruses from other people and that you were stupid. Which makes me extra-stupid, because I'm watching a movie about people getting infected with monkey viruses right now. It's not very good, though - I'll stick to 28 Days Later, as it contains more naked Cillian.

Anyway, you deserve laryngitus, it would stop you from jibbin' on about One Tree Hill like a big Dan the Man-loving sicko.

[dissident_dream]

You liked it really, I can see through your denial

[froodle]

Dude, seriously, if you try to make me watch OTH, I'll make you watch... well, my taste is awesome, so I don't have anything quite as horrible as OTH, but I'm sure I can come up with something you'll hate. The old Battlestar Galactica! With Face!

[dissident_dream]

Squinty beats Face anyday!

[froodle]

At making me scream and cry in horror? That's very true.

[dissident_dream]

I have no words for your lack of taste

[froodle]

You are so deeply wrong.

[dissident_dream]

I am so deeply right

[froodle]

I think it's pretty clear that you need years of therapy before you can begin to be even remotely right.

[dissident_dream]

Can I talk about Squinty in therapy?

[froodle]

Yes, but you can't have The Bunk as your therapist. He's not for Snithys. You have to pick another TV psychiatrist.