My hair.

Aug 03, 2007 18:52

This humidity is simply god-awful. It’s taking me twice as much time in the morning to get my hair to behave, and I’m going through styling gel like no one’s business. And believe me, when you’re staring in the mirror first thing in the morning, wondering how to turn that rat’s nest into something even vaguely presentable, calling in sick sounds ( Read more... )

ayasegawa yumichika, hair, weather, momma

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x_im_ur_venus_x August 4 2007, 02:28:54 UTC
Oooh~ I feel your pain, Yumi-san! I just can't do anything with my hair.. So horrible, isn't it!
I just gave up and did it in this ugly bun, other wise I would have been even more late for work... So unfair~

Shave it all off?
I don't think I could do that...

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frontdeskflamer August 4 2007, 02:45:48 UTC
You poor dear. Yours is so much longer than mine, too! The frizz-factor must be terrible for you! But, bless you, you always look so together, I hadn't even noticed you were having trouble with your hair.
Though honestly, darling, that bun's not doing you any favors...

It was just a thought. A last resort, if you will. Though Ikkaku seems to pull it off just brilliantly. I don't think I could really do it. I don't have his "Laugh and I'll tear your spleen out" attitude.

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x_im_ur_venus_x August 4 2007, 04:37:37 UTC
Aahhh... Well, that is one of the reasons I am usually late for work... Time management is not exactly my specialty, and looking good takes priority over arriving to work on time, no?
Though I don't see why other people can't understand my reasoning...
What?! Really? Crap! I'll have to make a bathroom break and try to fix it up!

A thought you better not think again!

I draw enough attention without being bald, and well, I think you'd just look strange with no hair. It would be a shame if you cut off all that sexy hair, so no more thinking that!

(Gah. wtf. I fail)

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frontdeskflamer August 4 2007, 12:43:36 UTC
Ain't that the truth? I'm a good boy, though, (at least in certain regards) and I've been getting up early each morning to take care of it. Momma used to threaten to snatch our hair clean out of our heads if we were ever late for anything, and I guess old habits die hard.

Oh, it's not too bad, darling, just a little too tight. You look like Ise-san on the 4th floor... Leave a few lock loose, and you'll be sexy as pie~ (I'll cover the phones if you need to run off.)

Don't you, though? You could so get away with that Sinead O'conner look, but it'd probably get old after a week or so, and then where would you be? Me, on the other hand...? No. Just no. I think I'll keep what Momma gave me.

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x_im_ur_venus_x August 4 2007, 19:45:36 UTC
Good boy~? Oh, but I've heard otherwise, Yumi-san!
Really? Gosh, your mother sounds a bit scary and I would be bald pretty fast...

Hmmm~ Next time I will just come in late and then I won't have this problem... What?! Oh gosh... She's sexy, but true, her hair style at times is rather severe.
(Yumi-san! I knew there was a reason I liked you so much~♥)

I dunno... I think I would feel naked if I was bald. Ikkaku-san can pull it off 'cause it fits his personality, but not mine.
Ah. Good good! Banish any thoughts about cutting your hair. I'd cry if you came into work bald one day... I don't think I would be able to work either as I would be too distracted and distraught...

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frontdeskflamer August 5 2007, 00:46:03 UTC
Oh, yes, Ran-san, I'm a real good boy! It's almost a shame you'll never get to know just how good~
And Momma wasn't too bad. As long as we were punctual, presentable, and not taking crap from the neighbors, all was well in her world.

Oh, the trials of being beautiful. If the lesser folk only knew...
It's not a disaster, love, just not the look you're going for.
(Aww, is that all? ♥)

Consider them banished, darling! If only for your sake. Gosh, it's been years since a girl's cried over me. By this point, they all know better...

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x_im_ur_venus_x August 5 2007, 03:16:10 UTC
Shame on you~ Such a naughty tease you are...
Hmm~ Can't say my dad kept that watchful of an eye on me. He was usually busy.

Indeed! It's as if they think getting ready takes only a few minutes! They need a wake-up call...
It's okay. You don't need to be kind...
(Oh, there's lots more, but a girl can't give away all her secrets at once ♥)

Good. Otherwise it would have been very lonely pretending to work by myself~
(Know better... This is me we are talking about...)

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frontdeskflamer August 5 2007, 04:16:23 UTC
Who, me? I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about!
My daddy wasn't much help in that department, either. I think he stopped with the alimony completely after he saw me in sequined pumps and a tutu...

Ugh, seriously. I went with a guy who didn't even keep a mirror in his bathroom. Can you imagine? Needless to say, he didn't last very long.
Sweetie, when have I ever been kind~?
(Atta girl~ ♥)

You? Lonely? I don't think there's a man in this building who'd let you stay lonely, darling. Myself included. ♥
(And what would we do without you~?)

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x_im_ur_venus_x August 5 2007, 06:01:00 UTC
Playing all innocent now with Ran-chan, are we? I know better, Yumi-kun! Tisk tisk~
That must have been a shock for him, though I am sure were you absolutely adorable in them~

No mirror! For shame, Yumi-san! He better have made it worth your while in other departments for you to have gone out with him...
♥ Oh so say that, but you are~

Well, shucks, now you're just making me blush~! I'll have to make it up to you... See if I can drag some eye candy through just for you~ ♥
(Oi... Get more work done, but have less fun ^___~)

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frontdeskflamer August 5 2007, 06:36:39 UTC
I'm an angel, I'll have you know! Ahem.
Oh, I was such a cute child! 'Guess Daddy just couldn't appreciate that.

No. Mirror. I couldn't believe it! But, oh, he made it worth my time for a little while~ I shouldn't complain too much. (Pardon me while I go drool for a moment...)

It's true, tho! It's become a little hobby of mine, watching men walk into doorframes whenever you walk by~ Though I wouldn't be in the least bit averse to walking into a doorframe or two myself~ Yes, more eye candy for both of us is a must! ♥
(You know what they say about all work and no play...)

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x_im_ur_venus_x August 5 2007, 07:55:50 UTC
An angel in disguise, maybe~ *winks* A devil more like it.. Where's that pitchfork~?
Aaww~ It was his loss then!

I'm sure the benefits he offered outweighed the lack of mirror, since he nabbed you even for a bit
(My my! I think I'll be buying pails to catch drool for everyone this Christmas!)

Oh my~ Really? That's rather embarrassing... I never even noticed... Oh~ Don't be silly~ But yes... Perhaps try and get Yoruichi down at my desk again, and we can see what we catch ♥
(Makes Matsumoto frisky? If only the bosses understood that concept...)

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frontdeskflamer August 5 2007, 08:35:51 UTC
My pitchfork? It's at home with the rest of my club gear... *wink*
That's the spirit! Who needs guys like that, anyway?

Mmhmm, benefits, yes. I was quite the happy camper for a week or so~
(Why do you think I keep paper towels in my desk drawer~?)

I find that hard to believe, the way you work it~ Sadly, the Ran-Yoru Combo would likely attract the wrong crowd for my tastes. But it would be nice to get the girls together, anyway. It's been a while.
(Tee-hee! What doesn't? I'm with you, there.)

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x_im_ur_venus_x August 5 2007, 16:46:22 UTC
Ha! See~! I knew it~

Only a week... Well, as long as you got enough use out of him... ♥
(Paper towels... Geesh, I thought they were for something else... Oops!)

True... Though security might need to be called in... No? A certain someone...
(Hmmm~ Not much... Shame on me! Now if only we could convince the rest...)

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frontdeskflamer August 5 2007, 21:25:43 UTC
Can't get nuthin' past you~

It was a very productive week. ♥
(That too, sweetie. On a good day, anyway.)

Ooh, can we please call security? I haven't seen Zaraki-san in a while. Ikkaku's being stingy with him. :(
(Shame on both of us! Maybe we can start a petition...)

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