Overheard at work

[fromthemill]

"...60%. It was a literal shit storm."

This is the kind of sentence you want to hear the first half of. I really hope he just misused the word: literal.

"How much of my body weight did I lose? 60%. It was a literal shit storm."

Comments

[kswissa]

I really wish I didn't have such an overactive imagine because that image was the last thing I wanted to think about while eating some really tasty cantaloupe.

[fromthemill]

Yikes! Remind me to never try the Master Cleanse diet.

[alex_charlton]

Yesterday, when a flock of geese flew overhead a bunch of them suddenly started shitting. Like, over 60%. It was a literal shit storm.

[raistlinette]

Perhaps they have a signal for it. Like one bird spots a really great place to defecate and shouts it out to the other birds.

"ONE TWO THREE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"