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✓ I miss somebody right now. (A couple of people.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Technically. Because I watch everything on my computer instead.)
✓ I own lots of books. (Does it count that I inherited half of them?)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses. (I have worn contacts before, but only colored ones. My vision's 20/20.)
✓ I love to play video games. (If all my gaming shirts didn't give it away already.)
× I've tried marijuana.
× I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. ("Sometimes." Yeah.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (And a couple of months, but yeah.)
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (For cutting other things, not myself, which is what I assume they're trying to imply with the razor part.)
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✓ I have broken someone's bones. ("Someone's.")
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (I'm not ashamed. It's just not not most people's business.)
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Hahahahahaha ha. "At times" is says.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
× I need/want money right now.
× I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast.
✓ I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair. (I never have, other than when I wasn't capable of cutting it myself.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look.
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (For the health of the prostitutes, yeah.)
× I slept with a roommate. (I would, if the damn no-sex rule would lift.)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (I guess you could call it that.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends. (Now I do.)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Embarrassment wouldn't be the word for what I'd be feeling if she ever came back from the dead near me.)
× I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (I drink, but never that much.)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (But never until after I was taken, weirdly.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (Gosh, I'm sure this one's such a surprise to you all.)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. (Adopt, anyway. Having's not possible.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Lots of babysitting experience.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (As far as I know.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Who doesn't?)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (But only because it's the main way of keeping track of people around here.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcohol. The only drugs I've ever taken are painkillers.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie. (It replays on Comedy Central so often that that'd be pretty pointless.)
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends. (For the people I love, yes. Gladly.)
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Not the last one so much, though.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Content's a better word for it, really, but basically.)
× I'm obsessed with guys. (With only one guy, actually.)
✓ Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am. (I'm not talking politically.)
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (I'm not interested in 'go'ing for anyone other than Kabuto now, but if things were different, yeah.)
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (I like going barefoot, but I won't again until after camp. Just because it worked out incredibly well for me once doesn't mean it will again.)
× I have jumped off a bridge. (I've jumped off a roller coaster track. That count?)
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Nope. I wear lipstick sometimes, and that's it.)
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
✓ I am adopted.
× I am a pyro. (So completely the opposite.)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (...Twice. By different people.)
× I fall for the worst people. (I've only fallen for one person, and he's wonderful.)
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (As long as they're small enough for my toes to grasp.)
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Ridden. Not owned. Now I own a riding bird, though.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep. (I have no idea. It's never come up.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie. (I like health drinks better for energy rushes.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (But she died just before I could.)
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (I don't consider it collecting, but yeah.)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (I'm not a big wine person.)
✓ I'm an artist. (For fun.)
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes. (...They're just toes.)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Were we supposed to be?)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Massachusetts, Oregon, and now Louisiana.)
× I am extremely flexible. (I'm flexible enough, but not, like, double-jointed or anything.)
× I love hugs more than kisses. (Depends on who's giving them. I don't like either from most people.)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke. (I did. I haven't in over a year.)
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (But I've never asked.)
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Ha. I couldn't not.)
× I can't stand being alone. (I can't stand being around lots of people.)
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole. (Sometimes, but not always so I'm not marking it.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent. (I'd like to someday, but haven't yet.)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Never.)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (I'm saying that bad French counts. It doesn't way I can speak more than one language well.)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (I sleep like the dead wherever.)
× I would rather read than watch TV. (That depends on what's on TV and what I have to read.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Not the night, but I have slept in public places while they were open.)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (...
Not cried.)
✓ I like most animals better than most people.
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (If by consoles you mean emulators.)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (Sorta-kinda. But what it is has been repaired. And fucked me up in different ways while it happened.)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Not often, but sometimes.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
✓ I dislike milk. (No milk again ever.)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (Several things.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (...)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
✓ I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (More than once.)
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (It's a job. Everyone needs one.)
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (Jesus, no.)
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (But the zero percent is for a different reason than you'd think.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (I'm Irish-American, anyway. I don't care enough to love it.)
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin! (I have the same DNA as a couple of "other" people, but not because of that.)
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Only a couple. But, yes.)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (Depends on the day. And never in one big hunk of sleep.)
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (I have no idea what this one's supposed to mean.)
× I say random things to freak people out. (Not at random, no. But I do like freaking people out sometimes.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (I still don't know what this is.)
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (It depends on if I'm playing with people I trust or not.)
✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (Not "hate" but I don't like to.)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love. (...No. I have hated people I loved, and every time I've hated someone it's been because of love, but I can hate people I don't love, no problem.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (I've never ordered an Americano, so no.)