Me and My Big Mouth

[fromtheboonies]

I was just commenting to Tim yesterday about hey, isn't it great that we live in such an innocuous part of the country, and that if the shit ever hit the fan globally, there are so many remote places to flee to, but who would really bother to target Western New York anyway?

Well.  It turns out we're sitting on half of the world's radium supply.  And apparently it may be leaking into the ground water.  Super!

Open mouth.  Insert radioactive foot.