More Jennifer? Yes, please!

Aug 31, 2012 19:26

"Anastasia, it doesn't matter if it's legal or not. It represents an arrangement that I would like to make with you - what I would like from you and what you can expect from me. If you don't like it, then don't sign. If you do sign, and then decide you don't like it, there are enough get-out clauses so you can walk away. Even if it were legally binding, do you think I'd drag you through the courts if you did decide to run?" I take a long draft of my wine. My subconscious taps me hard on the shoulder. You must keep your wits about you. Don't drink too much.

You know what the biggest "get-out" clause is? THE FACT THAT IT ISN'T LEGALLY ENFORCEABLE, DICKHEAD. He's still trying to make it sound official, like his cock is so fucking important, it needs insurance forms.

Crying laughing at Jennifer Armintrout again. Here's my other favorite:

Christian orders her some wine, even though she just got her one hour sober chip.

I used to have one of those!!!!

Because I just realized that the last three or more posts on this blog were just talking about the recaps, I'm going to add more onto old posts instead of making new ones. I don't want the author to think I'm stalking her. She really, really, really hates stalkers. And I'm not stalking... I'm just trying to bring a little of her joy to the world. To all the people who don't read this blog. Ahem.

He can't tell Ana why he doesn't want to be touched, other than that he's fucked up. Oh, and they have this conversation while his dick is still in her.
"I had a very tough introduction to life. I don't want to burden you with the details. Just don't." He strokes his nose against mine, and then he pulls out of me and sits up.

Now, I'm not an expert in etiquette or anything, but don't you usually have the conversation about being emotionally fucked up when you've already put your penis away? This conversation is taking place literally moments after orgasm. So, it's basically been, Ah! Ah! Yes! Oh yes! Spurt, collapse, I had a fucked up childhood. WHO DOES THAT?

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