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dear lifejournal,
too bad you aren't a real person because then we could hang out and enjoy the sunshine together and i wouldn't be sitting here in the dark, getting pins and needles in my foot. just imagine! we could go on dates and i could just whine to you the whole time about 'how crap i feel today' OR 'how bored i feel today' OR 'how i ate millions of sugared almonds today' OR whatever!!!!
i think it'd be a pretty good relationship! and maybe, after a little while, i could take you home to meet my parents and they could ask you what you did for a living and you could say you were a life coach or something - you know, a little like dr phil! and they'd be happy that i was happy!
i'm gonna go watch tv now.
too bad you aren't a real person because then we could hang out and enjoy the sunshine together and i wouldn't be sitting here in the dark, getting pins and needles in my foot. just imagine! we could go on dates and i could just whine to you the whole time about 'how crap i feel today' OR 'how bored i feel today' OR 'how i ate millions of sugared almonds today' OR whatever!!!!
i think it'd be a pretty good relationship! and maybe, after a little while, i could take you home to meet my parents and they could ask you what you did for a living and you could say you were a life coach or something - you know, a little like dr phil! and they'd be happy that i was happy!
i'm gonna go watch tv now.