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jewhawk in fromlimatola

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Jan 10, 2012 08:09

Hey, dude... I got the stuff... Wow, this sounds like a drug deal. LOL.

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justwants2dance January 10 2012, 13:20:31 UTC

Well, don't think I'm screwing you in a crack house. I'm more classy than that. I know a supermodel. Hell, a supermodel puked on me once.

jewhawk January 10 2012, 13:22:18 UTC

Don't get all sassy with me, bitch... I'm BFFs with a TV star... I almost kissed him once upon a time... :P

justwants2dance January 10 2012, 13:24:35 UTC

Yes, I heard all about your death wish.

jewhawk January 10 2012, 13:26:04 UTC

Things I hope Kurt never hears about: that. I think you legit lose all self respect when you die by supermodel bitchslap.

justwants2dance January 10 2012, 13:31:33 UTC

Dude, he sees that video, he won't be bitchslapping you, he'll be smashing you with a ten foot metal plank followed by a chainsaw.

jewhawk January 10 2012, 13:36:45 UTC

Either way, my death will not be a question. It'll be a fucking sure thing. But anyway... Where/when do you wanna go about this... Dude, after years and years, I never thought I'd be losing my v-card again. :P

justwants2dance January 10 2012, 13:38:32 UTC

Then he'll chuck you in the wheelie bin without a funeral. You're scaaaa-red. Seriously, though, I'll be nice.

jewhawk January 10 2012, 14:01:58 UTC

No joke. No rabbi or anything. Just done. LOL. I'm not scared. Nervous and scared aren't the same thing. But thanks.

justwants2dance January 10 2012, 14:47:18 UTC

Rabbi would be too good for you. Dude, don't lie to me. Everyone's scared to take it up the ass the first time.

jewhawk January 11 2012, 14:48:41 UTC

Totally. I'd just be done... Okay, fine, yeah... Maybe a little bit.

justwants2dance January 12 2012, 03:59:44 UTC

He hasn't seen the video yet, so you're probably okay. There's nothing wrong with that, but it's not as bad as you think it's going to be.

jewhawk January 12 2012, 13:35:14 UTC

Let's just hope it stays that way. LOL. Well, I'm trusting that if it were the most horrible thing in the world, there wouldn't be many gay dudes around.

justwants2dance January 13 2012, 11:11:06 UTC

Nah, dude. Bondage is the most horrible thing in the world.

jewhawk January 13 2012, 14:28:13 UTC

Depends on who you do it with...

justwants2dance January 14 2012, 02:10:04 UTC

To each his own. I hated it. Never, ever doing it again.

jewhawk January 15 2012, 16:59:35 UTC

Well, even when it wasn't bad, it's not one of those must-have things for me... I can take it or leave it.

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