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[justbeingaqueen]

A sex scene? HELL TO THE FUCKING OVER MY FABULOUS DEAD BODY.

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[getmyfrolicon]

Is it tasteful, or is it... you know, Britney Spears level?

[justbeingaqueen]

It is not happening, so it doesn't matter.

[getmyfrolicon]

You got him to say no?

[justbeingaqueen]

Oh, he'll say no. His life depends on it. After the hissy fit he threw when I was offered an underwear job, he'll say no.

[getmyfrolicon]

Uh-oh. I so don't want to be in his shoes when you talk to him about this. How did you even find out?

[justbeingaqueen]

His contract says no sex unless he authorises it. They're going to try and sweet-talk him into it by offering him more money. I know it. The Hollywood Grapevine, darling. How else?

[getmyfrolicon]

Ooh, I like it. That's a very sneaky clause. It gives the producers hope, but keeps them shut out. He's not a hooker! But how did I miss the grapevine?! I feel ashamed.

[justbeingaqueen]

We made a deal that if he wanted no underwear in my contract, it was no sex in his. It was our security blanket, and in this goddamn town, you need that to be able to pull off a successful relationship around the bullshit. It's only just recently broken. I am waiting for him to broach the subject with me.

[getmyfrolicon]

That was pretty damn smart. Remind me what you need me for again? Do you think he will?

[justbeingaqueen]

We're both very possessive and jealous. It was a matter of life or death, really. I don't want anyone to be thinking about my man having sex with anyone but me. He will, he probably just knows how I will react. He'll be wondering if he should do it or not, and if maybe he could do it, but request it be discreetly tasteful.

[getmyfrolicon]

Really? I hadn't noticed :P What happens if they come up with a cameo for you where you have to be having the sex scene with Blaine in your underwear?

[justbeingaqueen]

You have to be in this day and age, darling. There are fucking assholes all over ready and waiting to try and steal what you have. Anyone tries to steal my man, I'll scalp them and make them eat it with fine silverwear. Sounds like a regular Sunday morning for us and we don't need cameras to prove ourselves.

[getmyfrolicon]

Seriously? What if you're not even quite dating yet? Do you still need to be possessive then? I don't envy the fools that would try that. No, but if you change you're mind feel free to send me a tape.

[justbeingaqueen]

Well, it's been a long time since I haven't dated anyone and when I was in those shoes, I was young and stupid. But still, I got jealous over other people paying him attention. Now, though? I would say no, or he might think you're too needy and clingy, which can be a turn off in the early dating days.

I didn't say we had never filmed ourselves ;)

[getmyfrolicon]

I am needy and clingy! But in a totally different way because holy crap I just want to jump him and lick his abs and ride him to a gallop. Um... sorry.

Then where's my copy?! I should have one as your agent. For... agenty things.

[justbeingaqueen]

So, I take it the date was a success?

ORLY? Oh come on, you have seen Blaine and me practically go at it in the flesh when we've had too many!