Hey, it's fine. I go shopping with him a lot. He's cutthroat, he gets too much even for his hags sometimes and I gotta keep up appearances. Plus, it's as amusing as all fuck when people recognise him and go all starstruck, and he's just all "Bitchpls, imma ignore you like a supermodel bitch here on Rodeo Drive with my multiple gold cards because I'm hot, you're not, and your clothes suck". Funny as hell. I have no idea who you're talking about, but my name's still Mike, so I'm pretty sure you're safe, dude.
Kurt's a supermodel. He loves a lot of designers. He's friends with most of them. Dude, it's better than Wii Bowling. Totally hilarious. But you didn't text me to talk about Kurt. What's up?
Yeah, but how many are there named Alexander? I just can't remember the dude's last name. Kurt would kill me. No, I didn't... It's kind of a serious thing, I guess... IDK if it's a conversation you should have by text... But if it doesn't bother you, doesn't bother me.
McQueen! Alexander McQueen is the dude's name... Okay... Um... I guess we could do it over text. I was just wondering if you'd like to go to dinner or something sometime?
True. I guess that would work, but I more meant like... Like *out* out... Shit, dude, I suck at this. I don't do the whole dating thing, but... I'm asking you out. On a date... thing... It's cool if you say no, and you'd rather just do something bro-like or something, too. No biggie.
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Yeah, everything's fine, I just wanted to ask you something about the other night. Kinda. It'll be easier to explain in person.
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Alright. I was just being queer-eyed by Kurt, but he got bored and went home to fuck Blaine.
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How did that go for you? You mean liking dudes doesn't automatically make you Alexander whoever that dude is?
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Hey, it's fine. I go shopping with him a lot. He's cutthroat, he gets too much even for his hags sometimes and I gotta keep up appearances. Plus, it's as amusing as all fuck when people recognise him and go all starstruck, and he's just all "Bitchpls, imma ignore you like a supermodel bitch here on Rodeo Drive with my multiple gold cards because I'm hot, you're not, and your clothes suck". Funny as hell. I have no idea who you're talking about, but my name's still Mike, so I'm pretty sure you're safe, dude.
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I meant that designer dude Kurt loves... LOL, Kurt... I'd pay good money to watch that... from afar, cuz he'd bitchpls my clothes, too. LOL.
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Wow.
Dude, have you ever even asked anyone on a date before?
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Honestly? No... Which probably explains why I suck at it. But I just thought it might be nice...
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