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[fromlegal]

[The video is still and voiced over by an unseen woman.]

Please. If any of you take the effort to send the object of your affection flowers, ensure they are not going to provoke the recipient's allergies.

[As if to punctuate her point, the woman sneezes, loudly.]But if you're unable, be sure to know that a few sneezes are a small trade for a

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[voice]

[windsorknot]

You know what they say: it's the thought that counts. I'd throw them away, if I were you.

[voice]

[fromlegal]

Who is 'they' again? I'm not sure I'm willing to follow the guidelines of faceless advisers.

[voice]

[windsorknot]

For common sayings, the 'they' doesn't need to refer to anyone, does it? I'm just saying, there isn't much of a point in keeping flowers around if you're allergic.

[voice]

[fromlegal]

It doesn't. I admit I'm being purposely difficult.

[voice]

[windsorknot]

I never would've guessed.