MY EMOTIONS, MY EMOTIONS.
So, Jimmy Fallon hosted SNL tonight, and I expected it to be good. Strike that. I expected it to be amazing. EXPECTATION, MEET REALITY. So let's pretend for a second that what I'm so excited about is just the fact that Jimmy hosted. Let's pretend that because it's partially true. BUT MOSTLY. MOSTLY. You guys, there was an Amy Poehler on my SNL. AMY WAS ON SNL AGAIN AND SO WAS SETH, CLEARLY. And there was ice skating. And she kissed him.
BUT MOSTLY THOUGH. EVERYONE WAS SO HAPPY AND JIMMY FALLON IS LIKE SUNSHINE IN A JAR (and there is the smallest part of me that just now realized that if Jimmy and Amy somehow had a child, that child would literally BE THE SUN and blind all the other babies because they are both so sunshiney) AND THAT WAS JUST AN AMAZING EPISODE.
Ok, so. Someone go write me Seth and Amy fic having anything to do with this week. Like, I'm sorry, but come on, we all know that Seth gets super distant with his girlfriend when Amy comes into town and Amy tries to ask him about her and he's all, "Oh, yeah, uh,..." and then changes the subject because they've never been able to talk about their other relationships because best-friends-who-have-feelings-for-one-another never can.
Scratch all of that: someone write me Seth and Amy porn. But, like, loving, happy porn, where there's no infidelity angst and Amy smiles a lot and maybe Seth accidentally reminds her that he's still in love with her and UGH THESE TWO.
Seriously, Twitter-friends, I apologize.
BUT MOSTLY THOUGH. EVERYONE WAS SO HAPPY AND JIMMY FALLON IS LIKE SUNSHINE IN A JAR (and there is the smallest part of me that just now realized that if Jimmy and Amy somehow had a child, that child would literally BE THE SUN and blind all the other babies because they are both so sunshiney) AND THAT WAS JUST AN AMAZING EPISODE.
Ok, so. Someone go write me Seth and Amy fic having anything to do with this week. Like, I'm sorry, but come on, we all know that Seth gets super distant with his girlfriend when Amy comes into town and Amy tries to ask him about her and he's all, "Oh, yeah, uh,..." and then changes the subject because they've never been able to talk about their other relationships because best-friends-who-have-feelings-for-one-another never can.
Scratch all of that: someone write me Seth and Amy porn. But, like, loving, happy porn, where there's no infidelity angst and Amy smiles a lot and maybe Seth accidentally reminds her that he's still in love with her and UGH THESE TWO.
Seriously, Twitter-friends, I apologize.