i'm bleeding profusely

Sep 29, 2006 13:51

Upon watching a Mitch Hedburg (oh my, sp?) skit on flossing the other day, I figured I'd try to make it a habit to rub that little string of waxy, mint flavored cleanliness between my teeth everyday. Apparently, getting rid of that extra gunk in your mouth can add years to your life, or so I've been told by some future nurse I know. Now I understand why no one ever keeps the habit - it's a dangerous one. Whilst flossing just minutes ago my mouth started filling up with blood (in my teeth, pouring from my gums). Why didn't anyone ever tell me dental floss is an evil invention created solely for the sake of torturing hygenically keen individuals worldwide? I am disgusted. THOROUGHLY.

In other news, Spanish wasn't so bad this morning. And I kind of want to study abroad in Guatemala. Except I'm poor and need to make $$$$ instead.

Okay, fine, I'll go study.

HAVE FUN AT THE MOTHER-FING BERLIN FAIR, LUCKIES!
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