Gummi bears: breakfast of champions.

Oct 18, 2007 09:59

This is a long shot, but does anyone remember a short black-and-white film about a rebellious French-accented cat in a beret that played at the Atlantic Film Festival in 2000 or 2001?

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fromaway October 18 2007, 23:51:29 UTC
Hey, doesn't this sound familiar?

Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.

The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now.

I distinctly remember the short containing the line "so they will see what I am capable of." Only wit ze French accent. Coincidence or ripoff?

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cran October 20 2007, 01:04:57 UTC
I distinctly remember: "Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet." That sounds like it...

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