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MORE chuck norris statements that i made up today
~ red bull actually slows chuck norris down ~
~ chuck norris wrote the "scene" book "how to hardcore dance", now read by hardcore dancers worldwide....but actually the book is a compilation of himself doing roundhouse kicks in different outfits ~
~ when chuck norris was doing his daily trans-atlantic swim, he felt something hit is foot ~
~ the next day on the front of the newspaper, the head was "THE "UNSINKABLE" TITANIC WAS SUNK YESTERDAY" ~
:D
~ red bull actually slows chuck norris down ~
~ chuck norris wrote the "scene" book "how to hardcore dance", now read by hardcore dancers worldwide....but actually the book is a compilation of himself doing roundhouse kicks in different outfits ~
~ when chuck norris was doing his daily trans-atlantic swim, he felt something hit is foot ~
~ the next day on the front of the newspaper, the head was "THE "UNSINKABLE" TITANIC WAS SUNK YESTERDAY" ~
:D